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26 yrs🩷💜💙

[vee-dmsr]

[that-stone-butch]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[admireforever]

Friends (s02e16)

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[theconcealedweapon]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

this is one of christians’ favorite things to ignore. quite possibly their all-time favorite thing to ignore.

[purr-in-ink]

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[once-a-polecat]

[were--ralph]

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

[flizaa]

if you have to ask you’re not ready

[were--ralph]

[yugiohz]

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

He didn’t say that.

[franzkavkas]

yes he did

[animentality]

[mysillycomics]

2018 -> 2023

he’s always been a gamer!

[kiddonaptimed]

[sqwork]

God I want to be her so fucking bad

[animatedtext]

[mikibagels]

Araki: Dio plotted to kill jonathan form the beginning and held no brotherly affection towards him Me: two babas eepy beepy in the library can't study too sleep snoring softly mimimimimi

[noodles-and-tea-deactivated2023]

“Miles is too cool to like anime!!”

Well, you’re wrong, so…

[rhythmtengoku]

"lola bunny space jam this, lola bunny feminist icon that" everyone shut up lola bunny space jam will never amount to whatever the hell was going on with her in the looney tunes show

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[chaoartwork]

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

[zenkovva]

my fav.

[wizardshark]

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

This is the best advertisement for a video game ever made.

[meangirlnurse]

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

[meangirlnurse]

püdding

[meangirlnurse]

internet said add milk

[meangirlnurse]

whip cream

[meangirlnurse]

עפל

[meangirlnurse]

the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they're not even begging for food they're just judging

[meangirlnurse]

thank you for your support 🫡

[meangirlnurse]

you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid

[meangirlnurse]

oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now

[meangirlnurse]

critics are raving!

[meangirlnurse]

my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that's kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn't related to the snickers btw

[meangirlnurse]

@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples

this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i've just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent

[meangirlnurse]

my cat thinks i'm making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad

[meangirlnurse]

i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart

[meangirlnurse]

snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meangirlnurse]

update: whole bag

[meangirlnurse]

the unknowable cries of the human soul

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven't tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise

[meangirlnurse]

update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don't know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house

[meangirlnurse]

all right lads. its time

[meangirlnurse]

its bad