StirFriedGirl / GalOfPasta

she/her | lesbian | 21 but learning 3rd grade math. the number one Gulty Gear fan in the world except i dont play because im bad.

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[avakynx]

[raccoonmilf]

The Real Slim Shady is a good metaphor for the autistic social experience but you wouldn’t understand that unless you were at your little brother’s Halloween party in middle school and you two are doing slim shady karaoke except lots of the words are blank on the screen but it’s not the ones you’d expect?? But it’s fine because you both have all the words memorized. And now the DJ is trying to tell you you can’t say clitoris, but somehow “damn” is fine, which is weird because you KNOW that one is a curse word and so you and your brother spend the rest of the song trying to determine which words you can and cannot say but you still don’t get it right.

You also can’t say “jackin’”

[metaphoricallyrose]

Cunk on the backrooms!

[demilypyro]

y'know some years ago I saw a conservative post something like "transitioning is worshipping yourself when you should be worshipping god" and I was like hell yeah. hell yeah that's awesome. I'm turning myself into someone worthy of worship and spiting god at the same time. this rules

[autofuneral]

one of those apocalyptic things that we have decided not to talk about is that straight guys do not wash their hands in the bathroom. its fucking crazy pills man.

[autofuneral]

for sale pee hands never washed

[molombo]

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all art is from the gamebook, we dont use ai

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13 creeds

12 kin

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6 adventures included within the book

400 pages of gorgeous art and worldbuilding to help you write stories and create art in an authentically Pan‑African setting

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[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[vampiregirlestrogen]

why is the angel on your shoulder agreeing...

[sleepyquietgirl]

saw the symbol of Mars on an art piece of a girl again... everyone loves their warriors

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[retolee]

[lunatic-princess-2004]

girl whose dark chuuni powers are suppressed by being shoooooo shweepy all the time

[boringkate]

Blasting girls in their 20s with my MILFification ray gun. The effect is slow and gradual, but irreversible. In one to ten years they'll all be in their 30s.

[thememedaddy]

[ik62219]

2022 -> 2026

[tlirsgender]

When you're making a male character into a woman you have to consider his relationship with masculinity when deciding if she would still be butch or if she would be more gender conforming. Is he butch because he actually likes it or because it's imposed on him

[tlirsgender]

Examples:

Captain Kirk would be butch

Spock would be femme

Dean Winchester would be one of those straight women who wear realtree hats + a lot of makeup except she's a closet case who keeps getting called a dyke because she is one & she goes and bleaches her hair in the hotel sink while grumbling about "just cause daddy taught me about guns doesn't mean I'm a *lesbian*"

[kikueatgoo]

#sfw #artfight ｜ For virtual_gal of Satomi 🌸🤍🎀