Death is my only surrender

Cosplayer, Meuloz Shipper, Short and Angry. Aspiring Prince. http://www.tumblr.com/blog/adiostoradorable

[cold-boys-connoisseur]

[stitchandbones]

You are not gone But some day you will be Will it be something I've done Or the fate of you and me We have danced around the edge we've been close as held hands There's a gap we couldn't bridge And although we didn't understand Some things are fated not by god or destiny its the way we have lived who we are and will always be I have spent too much time Being stubborn as a bull You've made plans in your mind That I couldn't ever follow The sun rises on us both but now at different times the light has lost its glow As if it is always night I have walked so far with tears and scars but what's it all for If I'm alone once more But you haven't left it hasn't happened yet I know its scribbled on the wall But I can rewrite it all Take a chance through the bad all the mistakes and all the pain Look at all the plans we have Look at what we've made A light can spark a flower can bloom Even in the dark Hope heals our wounds

[poetrylesbian]

Happy Ides of March everyone… Try not to get stabbed by all your friends!

[noonelikesaquaman-deactivated20]

Kawaii Hogwarts crests!! Because it seemed like a good idea at the time :3 also I will now only refer to snakes as DANGER NOODLES!!

[localstarboy]

Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.

Watch this.

[clown-names]

Gutterdick the Clown

[clown-names]

The Russian Mafia Have My Daughter And This Is My Only Way Of Communicating The Clown

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

Me, whenever I see a cute dog:

[starpunkfox-moving-deactivated2]

@divinexremembrance

[krishnahare]

[chiuriicake]

[outofcontextroosterteethquotes]

I’m gonna beat you to death in a goddamn Aquabats costume.

Michael Jones (via outofcontextroosterteethquotes)

[arandomthot]

[pirateygentleman]

fantroll barstuck meetup had to the be the most interesting meetup ive ever been to in a long time.

Top trolls: @pirateygentleman @stitchandbones @psychopyro813

Bottom trolls: @roxasdestati @xagave @rawrimamidget

[tastefullyoffensive]

Beans: “Soon.” (via Juliie240)

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[fursonas]

Visit Original Link

[disneyineveryway-blog]

I AM LAUGHING OMFG I CANNOT BREATHE PLAYING IT AGAIN AHHHHH HAHA

[victoire-vittoria]

throwback tuesday