LAST OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY OF 2020 HOW WE FEELING
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Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things

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JVL
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almost home

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LAST OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY OF 2020 HOW WE FEELING
Why must we respond to two classmates? Why? Is it not enough that I typed 250 words of my own own bland fucking bullshit without having to say some more bland fumkin bullshumk to a classmate’s equally blund fuhnki bumshulk? “Hi Diane, Love that you and your faceless icon turned up today. I also agree that plagues in history were awful. That’s a really good point Diane thank you.” I’m gonna throw my laptop jesus crisp
Pick me up like this
“That woman’s tongue can change my credit score.”
Yes.
When I catch you in my visual field
this aged well
if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month
imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days
oh so that’s what it is
okay but if lycanthropy is blood-transmissable, as the traditional biting suggests it may be, would not the *rest* of the recipient's body *also* turn into a wolf body? Imagine going to the hospital with kidney failure and coming out with werewolfism, instead.
maybe it’s only transmissible via saliva while in Wolf Mode, so you can technically have a lycanthropic organ just... alive in your body and transforming, but unable to spread the infection to other tissues or people
...this was funny in my head
The veterinary implications are great too. Imagine that grapes can cause kidney failure but only one kidney and only during the full moon
(via meanboysclub)
The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”
“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”
*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*
Black cats ❤️❤️
I AM IN LOVE.
Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks
The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self
yeah and it's a BASTARD
me: i kind of feel like doing some gijinkas right now. what will that random pokemon website give me
website:
me: huh. thats just like a face what do i even do with that. hold on what does this guy evolve into again
bronzong: bronzong
me:
me:
Tupperware party
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Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure.
Klaus: Well?
Five: What?
Klaus: Do you feel safe?
Five:
That’s Wholesome.
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
Teen: *gets a job*
“I GOT THE JOB!”
Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family
Teen: *gets all A’s*
“I worked really hard!”
Parents: Well, of course you did, this is the expectation, not a celebration.
probably why so many teens take to social media where they can enthusiastically share their interests and achievements and get positive feedback that their parents never gave
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
This hit hard
I remember once, when I was in my early 20s, I was an afternoon supervisor at my job, and I worked with mostly teenagers, and the one day this one kid, who was like 15, was bored so I suggested he could clean out the fridge. He did and when he was done I said he did a good job.
After that, this kid was cleaning out the fridge at least once a week, and I was like, “why are you always cleaning the fridge?” Like, I didn’t mind, but it seemed odd. And he said, “one time I cleaned the fridge and you said I did a good job. I wanted to make you proud of me again.”
Literally, I changed the entire way I interacted with teenagers after that. I actually got a package of glitter stars and I would stick them on their nametags when they did a good job, and they loved it.
My manager had commented on how hard these kids work and I said, “they’re starved for positive feedback. They go to school all day then come to work all evening and no one appreciates it because it’s expected of them, but they’re still kids. They need positive feedback from adults in their lives.”
Like, everyone likes feeling appreciated. Everyone likes being complimented and having their efforts be noticed. Another coworker (who was a mother of teenage children), hated that I did this, and said they were too old to be rewarded with stickers, but like… it wasn’t about the stickers. The stickers were just a symbol that their effort was noticed and appreciated. I was just lucky that I learned this at a time when I was still young enough to remember what it was like to be a teenager. I was only 2 years out of highschool at that point and highschool is fucking hard. People forget this as they get older, but ask anyone and almost no one would ever want to go back and do it again, but they expect kids to suck it up because they’re young so they should be able to do school full time, plus homework, and work, and maintain a healthy social life, and sleep, and spend time with family, and do chores and help out at home, and worry about college and relationships and everything else, and then just get shit on all the time and treated like they’re lazy and entitled. And then they wonder why teenagers are apathetic.
I made some Sylveon-themed clothes for y’all! (*´∇`)ノ