I'm like if a boy was a dog and the dog was a girl.
I like to be referred to as he/him less these days and my partner and f/os more often use she/her and girlfriend/wife for me. You can still switch up though !! I'm in flux.
I've been selfshipping since around 2018 now and am still pretty into it !! I'd slowed down on canon character ships and have slipped more into shipping with my partners ocs but I do have beloved canon ships !!! Which leads into the most important topic in this intro.
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VIBE KILLER
Vibe Killer is the ship between Jack Amante and Elias Miller, it's a passionate, violent, and comedic romance. Jack is my soulmate and I have never loved a character like him in my life. He and Stitches are almost wholly made for each other. Jack belongs to my boyfriend @ditcheff0rt (Also named Jack).
Stitches | She/her | 27 | Werewolf
An eccentric young woman, wrapped up in the dark happenings of the city where she's made her home. She's got a passion for chaos and a knack for performance and a passionate interest in violent serial killings. She's not convincing anyone that it's just scientific curiosity. She fell head over heels for Jack the moment he stabbed her in a dark alleyway and she bit him on his face, but still waded in denial for a while. It's all worked out pretty well though, and she now gets to live her lifelong fantasy of being the beloved exception to a romantic killer just like in the wattpad fanfictions she read as a teen.
Jack | He/him | 31 | Human
A troubled man constantly eaten at by a painful past. His romanticism and heartache are taken out on the local populace through stalking, violence, and artsy corpse displays echoing with the energy of a Valentines Day proposal. Not the most charismatic but not the least either, he's been through hell in his relationships- and sent most of them to hell, but what's a guy to do ?? He tried his hardest to hate Stitches, but eventually all of that obsession just blossomed into adoration. She's his muse and the one all those teddy bears with human hearts hidden inside are made out to now.
BEFORE YOU FOLLOW
- My main ship and most of my former ships generally contain dark themes !!! Most of my f/os are villains or at least morally grey. Topics you see may include: Stalking, Murder, Violence, Drug Use, and Gore. ALL THINGS will be tagged accordingly.
- I don't partake in any discourses, don't try to involve me. Especially any proship discourse as the topic itself is triggering for me. I am not proship, I am not anti, and I am not neutral, but a secret 4th thing that requires you to never fucking talk to me about it. I don't interact with any posts with DNIs on the bottom for this reason as well. Thank you !!
- I like to think of myself as very friendly and I'm open to dms and chatting, I'm a bit of a slow responder sometimes and my mental health can make that even slower. I also have other social media and an old selfship discord server that I may open up again sometime !!
- I AM nonsharing about Larry, I get uncomfortable with other shippers and canon ships, but I won't harass and will probably just not interact no need to block !!! I'm cool with sharing pretty much all of my other canon f/os, I also am cool with people thinking my s/is or ocs are cute !! I love interaction related to my s/is !! I am also not open to sharing Jack with another serious ship (neither is his creator), but I am very open to people crushing or thinking he's hot (because he's the hottest ever) so feel free to gush abt him WAHAHA !!!
- On that same note please do not enter my spaces if you're nonsharing with one of my f/os it makes me super uncomfortable and guilty if I think someone's chill and then I get reprimanded for trying to gush together. If you don't wanna be sister wives/brother husbands/sibling spouses then that's fine but don't come into my house and then call me a homewrecker.
LINKS
Main Tumblr: @Glitchedstarr
Instagram: @Glitchedstarr
Xwitter: @Glitchedstarr
Bluesky: @Stitcheddoctor
Artfight: @Stitcheddoctor
Dm for Discord !!
Artist Creds: Rainsforests, Ectopicbias, Midoridayz, (No Socials), and Nyanslaughter !!
cuddling with your f/o when you feel nervous or scared. Them just gently running their fingers through your hair or drawing patters on your body as you tell them about whatever you are thinking about. They wont judge you..they just want you to feel safe..
no, your f/os would NOT find your health issues embarrassing or disgusting!! and no, they would never deem them as a deal breaker! you sweat excessively? they're changing into some disposable clothes that you can sweat all over. stomach problems? they don't make you feel embarrassed for multiple bathroom breaks or nausea spells. can't walk that well or at all? they're the most patient person ever and will happily help you with whatever you need! tremors or tics? doesn't make them wanna hold you any less!
even if your issues are deemed "gross" by society, they don't care about what others think and neither should you! they love ALL of you, problems and all ♡
honestly i think the selling point of romance for me (and where it usually fails to land) is 'can i imagine these people sharing an in-joke'
like, are they in cahoots. can they laugh together. do they have a similar enough or at least complementary enough outlook that they can connect over something being funny (even if it's funny in a fucked up way! sometimes those are the best in-jokes!)
that's not necessarily true love in and of itself, but it does feel like an essential component to me
I think something really funny for me is that like. I knew my bf was a formerly pretty popular artist in the Sally Face fandom before we met. I'd seen his art, I loved his stuff even if I didn't like the game, and I knew the game was major inspiration for his style. But what really gets me is that as I got into his ocs I found that half of the ones I had huge crushes on. Had similar features.
It was only after finally giving in and getting into SF that I made the connection that I had crushes on EVERY SINGLE ONE that had a nose like Larry. ALL OF THEM.
there's something so beautiful about the sheer variety of characters that people will selfship with. popular characters, unpopular characters, ocs, silly little guys from obscure old cartoons or games, even dudes from commercials???? like
idk it's just so cool that people will find comfort in and fall in love with so many different characters regardless of how conventionally attractive or likeable they are