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"Does climate change affect everyone equally?" "Do you think debate is fair?" "Who controls the levers of power?"

#policy debate #subtle cross examination #debate

I have a friend at school who was strip searched once and she said she was only mildly violated. What is your rebuttal?

Over heard novice PFers practicing for their next round

#novices #speech and debate #public forum #debate life #probable cause topic

When your opponent reads POMO trash

#my partner is too photogenic #postmodernism #grapevine was lit #debate #policy debate

Grapevine tomorrow

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Camp story

A girl in my lab brought a printer and opened up a meme business. Kids at our camp actually paid her money to buy printed out memes to troll staff. She made over $30 on this.

#black market memes #debate #speech and debate is life #debate camp #policy debate

p0stings

debaters watching interp

Started falling asleep while flowing…

#policy debate #fail #debate camp

saintspeech

What’s the weirdest thing a judge has written about you?

gavelenvy

“I expect to see you on Fox News in five years.”

thatdebatechick

I got “you seem shallow and superficial.” Wow, thanks for that little ray of sunshine!

bad-debater

“you’re too calm in CX”

“try to be less critical of their arguments”

tokillapenguin-blog

“Try not to laugh at your opponents.”

longstorydontworry

“Could you stand a little shorter?“ ????

thatspeechkid

“You should practice with a real knife”

remorsefullywitty

I like when your voice goes like this: ~~~~~~~

urbsinpalude

“Boom.”

drabasp

“Your case shouldn’t be philosophical” In LD

debater-life

“Everything else was a tie, but you won because your opponent sweats way to much.”

hopepumpkin-deactivated20180113

Not on a ballot but I got told by a coach at camp that if it was between two girls to give the win they would give it to the one in a skirt over the one in pants. And that it’s ok for guys to sweat in speech rounds but not girls.

thespeechjudge-deactivated20191

not weirdest, but favorite. “Katherine, there is no need to be going that fast in constructive. Especially this early in the morning…slow that shit down.”

p0stings

how 2 find ur next interp piece:

go to wikipedia

on the left hand column, select “random article”

click that until you get a valid piece of media

perform

win hearts

win trophies

p0stings

forensics blogs in season:

forensics blogs out of season:

paprika

when you’re still hungry but no food left behind

net-benefits-deactivated2016031

Running Baudrillard

#me #all the time

useless-bisaster

Actual things I have heard in forensics part 2

-our coach singing along to Fiona Apple while doing hand motions and holding a cup of ramen -an impromptu speech comparing presidential candidates to potato salad -*when discussing why we do forensics* “I think we’re all just in the Matrix and whoever is controlling us wants us to suffer…like the Sims” -two people singing “Hey Baby” and clapping -“cacaucus” -a prom proposal disguised as a practice impromptu -*to my coach* “can you tell me what I got in prose?” “I’m not checking the chart anymore, I’m done” -*in a group chat* “capitalism bad. in every sense. stop capitalizing after periods” -“I am actually entirely convinced that the 2016 elections are an elaborate ritual staged by the joint forces of the liberals and the conservatives in order to summon the antichrist”