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@the-evil-amulet
Only the cursed amulet understands me
When you make love potions, you have to add the thing where they turn whatever they’re added to bright magenta and give off pink vapour in the shape of little hearts. Love potions don’t do that on their own when you make them. It’s like how they have to add smells to natural gas in case there’s a leak. The high magic council is really strict about this
To be clear the high magic council isn’t really concerned about public safety they just think it’s cooler when love potions do this shit
E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e
Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g
needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other
϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ
(added clasps)
϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ
϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ
Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet
϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ
϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o
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This post is… EDIBLE?
EATING MY BEADS???
listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull
you’ are biased against my skull
i’m not having this argument again man
Yeah I know that the amulet is cursed but by the nature of it being cursed I also can’t get rid of it. Gets back in my pocket somehow after I throw it into the ocean again. You understand.
Personal gold stars
All worthless stars
wake up in the morning. see picture of blorbo. im not dead and i can still look at pictures of blorbo. it'll be alright as long as i can still look at pictures of blorbo. you agree.
STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.
*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...
Today is mental health saturday
me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder
guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨
DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED
How's it going my fellow item
- @totally-not-cursed-sword
Hm.
For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there
ignore the subtle callbacks to the leitmotif of the last bearer of the amulet. no its not cursed. no you cant have it
Casting spells over long range: I use my amulet
Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet
casting spells: i use my amulet
casting spells that are a lot alike the other spells dignity-wise but CANNOT be combined with them: i use my omtague
casting spells in the present tense: I use my amulet
casting spells in the past tense: i use my wasulet
I was supposed to be a court jester with a whimsical little outfit and bells on my shoes & instead I have to send emails which probably explains the evil that lurks deep in my heart & corrodes my very soul.
you know what the last bit might be explainable by my cursed & wretched amulet but the point stands