Lady Macbeth

am i still a meme slut if i truly cherish the memes

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[speckster]

A Karen joke where she’s actually called Karen :D 

[punkupine]

But there is a bunny in that cage

[finrays]

This is the humanities version of that spoof about scientists reminding the world that clean energy is ready to go whenever.

[chubbycattumbling]

[scarlet-vision]

so clearly mac hasn’t forgotten that one, huh

[island-delver-go]

The “Hot Dog is a sandwich” discourse has just been blown wide open

[kingofdoma]

… why is this man not in jail

[island-delver-go]

[island-delver-go]

[meangirlnurse]

if you’re a Youth and you’re reading this i just wanna discourage you from like….imitating the culture on this site too completely and building your whole worldview through the lens you’re finding here. just. be cautious be careful be critical

[a-new-chapter-a-new-beginning]

I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!

[auroradragon1]

Have you seen this cuteness?

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Broccoli is good you cowards

[32trbl]

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[nemfrog]

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

[boingoalive1988]

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

[punkupine]

Falling

[plasmalogical]

sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

[unclefather]

*points a gun at my computer screen* don’t make me read the word “owo” again

[punkupine]

uwu

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[claraschinman]

duolingo is great for self esteem. it tells me to click the translation of ‘woman’ below a picture of a woman and now i’m 7% fluent in spanish. merci.