a being of science and stupidity

the alien race has come to steal your bitches and domesticate your raccoons

[astralphobia]

Hey we used to talk on discord a lot (and luckily are still moots) but I wanted you to know sometimes I think abt Scape and scroll through your blog looking for them. Your pet freak (/affectionate)

HI!!

its so nice to hear that other people are interested in them,, sometimes i fear i am the only one who cares but i am often proven wrong !! I can guarantee that theyve changed since we last talked ab them, and if you’re still curious feel free to send asks ab them to my inbox!!

i was actually just about to make a post begging for asks ab them lmao,, oughghg i yearn to talk ab them but i fear i have the vampirism(cannot talk unless i am invited to)

heres a littke doodle of them!! My pet freak….

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[spacecat24-7]

unironically I will block you for saying “my Shayla” about your blorbo. The meme came from people mocking a Black man for crying for his daughter. When you say that about a sketch of Skinny White Dude #27 you are treating Black pain as a joke. I want to assume most people don’t know the context and wouldn’t use it if they did but too many of yall straight up do not care and would keep using it anyways

either way now you do know, so you can either be better or shut the fuck up

[polarity-disturbed]

Being able to draw older people as attractive without reducing or erasing the visual signs of aging, and in fact showing that they're attractive because of those signs, is an artistic skill that should be valued so much more. Honestly, it should earn you an immediate fortune because holy fuck is it a rare commodity. There are so many artists who seem to think attractiveness and aging exist in opposition to each other, so they smooth every wrinkle, erase every crease, and de-age the character until they're basically thirty with silver hair. But when an artist can look at crow's feet, smile lines, weathered skin, deep-set wrinkles, and all the little traces of a life well lived and say, "No, that's what makes them beautiful," that's a level of artistic observation and care I wish we celebrated more often.

[thunkonthehead]

Hello white tumblr user. In front of you is a post made by a Black person about their experiences with racism in a fandom you are a part of. Your challenge is to read the entire post without telling them they're making things up or making a big deal out of nothing. You also may not tell them they're wrong to tell people how to enjoy media or that they should focus on real world issues instead. If you fail this challenge the case of live hornets I have implanted in your sternum will unlock, allowing the hornets to sting your insides until you succumb to the venom. You have 60 seconds. Good luck.

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[hollanderthoughts]

Everybody wants you to play pretend about who you are but when they figure out you’re pretending they get so mad!! “You Lied” and you liked me better when I was lying. So where exactly does that put us.

[notdayle]

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

[notdayle]

Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[kittynugg]

After being run down in a car accident, average teenager Steven DeMayo wakes up in the body of his alternate self and has to find his way home, all while uncovering the secrets of the fantastical world he's found himself in and understanding his own past in the process.

ASKS: I will NEVER not want asks about my AUs. ESPECIALLY DeMayo. Please send me asks!!!

FANART: Always welcome and always delightful!! Feel free to add small headcanons to his design (they're liable to be canonized if I like them!), as well as give him different outfits! Dresses are especially appreciated.

REQUESTS: BEGGING FOR REQUESTS. Oneshots more tied to DeMayo's original universe than the isekai scenario are most likely to be written! Also, you know, art requests. I draw too.

FAN WRITING: Fan writing from friends is welcome! Otherwise, please ask first and let me know what you'll be writing. You can be vague if you want it to be a surprise, I just value characterization a lot.

CROSSOVERS: A-okay with me.

AUs: Not without a lot of prior discussion and me loving whatever the AU's gonna involve!!! So. like. friends only pretty much.

Read the fic!

Read the oneshot collection!

Main AU Tag

Asks

Fic Chapters

Oneshots

Fanart

Steven DeMayo's reference

Steven DeMayo's ArtFight (With trivia + design notes!)

[i-like-eyes]

pls stop calling your art “slop” its just another way of saying its “cringe” and look. I understand being young and feeling self conscious about your artwork, but your drawing of a kids next door au for an obscure plants vs zombies character that’s basically your own oc at this point wearing an outfit you wish you owned is so unique and so you and therefore so human. Dont you dare conflate it with slop and dont you dare stop making your art

[thoughtless-in-space]

Hello team. Today I bring you a messy out of context Mirrorwalker Ford doodle. Tomorrow? Who knows.

[skulkingfoxes]

"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexy Muppet Contest Round 1

Count Von Count

Sam

Voting ended onAug 9

[count-von-slut]

SUCK MY PURPLE FELT COCK YOU NATIONALIST PIECE OF SHIT

[astralphobia]

did i ever mention that i really love drawing wings

[edwardpinestar]

this is my favourite ship now i think

Dr Birch belongs to @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and that is in fact the Count Von Count from Seasame Street.

[aroace-get-out-of-my-face]

Multiverse Time with Dr Pine

Dr Birch ends up zapped back in time to the late 1300s - early 1400s

...In Wallachia.

How does "The Count react to him, and possibly Delavay if they're with Birch too? And vice versa.

The Count was not the beloved character we know and love today back then. He was more,,, how do I put this. Assholish?