how dare you imply i’m heterosexual @stone-and-starlight - Tumblr Blog

This may be a new account, but I have been a longtime Tumblr user (back in the days of telling folks they had nice shoelaces, and 95% of blogs on here were RPing some form of SuperWhoLock), but just wanted to make a few things clear about this blog and myself in case they weren’t:

The owner of this blog is a grown-ass adult, queer as fuck, trans, neurodivergent, and ready to kick the ass of anyone who does not respect those things for them or for anyone else.

The owner of this blog does not tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, or general bigotry of any kind, and will bare knuckle you about it in a Denny’s parking lot.

The owner of this blog is pro-sex work if the worker is: enthusiastically consenting to said work, of legal age, being paid fair wages, and is not doing harm onto themselves nor others (harm in this case being exploitation, acts that were not consented for, acts involving those unable to consent, or acts involving those under the age of consent). This being said, the owner of this blog will not be responding to messages soliciting sexual acts by either true sex-workers or bots, and will block/report accordingly on a case by case basis.

The owner of this blog is Pro-Palestine.

The owner of this blog believes firmly that human rights/dignities are never up for debate nor an “opinion” for someone to differ on (ex: “Black peoples shouldn’t be allowed to protest against cops!” That isn’t an opinion, babes, that is fucking racism).

The owner of this blog believes that mental health care is health care that can be just as important as physical health care.

Any questions? Feel free to ask.

bitesizedpoetry

Sylvia Plath, aged 25, from "The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath" (dated May 3, 1958)

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

yearofdoodles

YAY FOR 500 FOLLOWERS THATS HUGE CONGRATS!!!!!! 🎉 maybe for doodle requests, mb in some colourful clothes? presaux or art gifted them to it perhaps? dealers choice if it actually likes them or not

It definitely likes them

overflowchute

THE CRICKET THAT LIVES EXCLUSIVELY ON NEW LAVA FIELDS AND IMMEDIATELY LEAVES THE MOMENT ANY PLANTS SHOW UP. NO ONE HAS EVER SCAVENGED THIS HARD BEFORE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE

bunjywunjy

THE VOLCANIC VENT CRICKET LOVES CHEESE

#tw bug #tw cricket #tw insect #VOLCANO CRICKET LOVES CHEESE

strongermonster

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

strongermonster

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

strongermonster

my artists rendition of the morning in question

manicpixiedckgirl

theaudientvoid

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

aro-ace-from-outer-space22

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

imjunebitch

charlataninred

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

#I aspire to be the menacing horse

aqueerkettleofish

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

synnthamonsugar

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.