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Sol sets down the camera on a table, and sits across from it. She's wearing her beret, and a black and red uniform, with a black apron over her chest. You can make out the logo of the Cafe she works at.
"What's good guys um- just a uh life update, I guess.", She starts, "I dunno, I didn't really have any plans, I just felt like recording, It's been a while, y'know."
She swept her hair out of her face, "So! For .. anyone not keeping up: Me and Dashi got together! Aahh!!! Ohh she's the sweetest !! I don't remember what she said she was gonna do tomorrow, but uh- she said she was gonna get all dressed up n' pretty, and she'd send me pictures and whatnot... I'm excited hehehe..."
Camille's voice can be heard just behind the camera, "On break ma cherè?"
"Oh- yeah. Sorry, I shoulda told you."
"No it's okay. I will go back and work. Je t'aime~"
"Gah, I love that guy. Y'know at work today he gave a customer his number. It was crazy I've no idea how he can be that confident... Oh and Isra's in the Galar Region! She called me earlier, said it's colder than she thought it would be, and like of course it was, it's Galar.. duh..."
Her smile turns down a little, "I do miss her though. I liked being able to see her again, a lot of very highly concentrated affection very quickly. It's nice. ...."
"A- and I do wish her lots of luck. She's a ranger now, it's cool! I-"
Suddenly, as she's speaking, Sol, the chair she's sitting in, the camera, and the table it's on all fall. The camera spins, clattering down on the table, before landing face up in the grass, showing the sky. In the distance, roars and explosions can be heard.
"G- ough-", Sol coughs, "Chingada q- what the fuc- Where-"
"Unova, young Sol.", a voice speaks. It's shrill, mischievous, almost child like.
It continues, "And I, the Great Hoopa am the one that brought you here!"
"W- what?! Why? What's going on over- Unova?"
"See, I need you here to do something for me..."
"What- I- I don't- Do something?"
"Yes! Good you're catching on. Okay, do you see those two big great old meanies over the city there? The ones fighting?"
"Yes, those ones. I need you to catch them for me!"
"What?!? Me? D- do you even- know who I am? I- I don't-"
"Well I don't know you know you, but I've had my eye on you for a while... You're a pretty strong trainer, that's why I took you."
"Well the last guy I picked... well he maybe kind of sorta caused all of- well, that. Then he died."
"Yeah. Real shame too. He was good, real good. Former champion in his region too- eh- well in his universe anyways. Didn't much like his name. 'Red'? I mean who names their kid after a colour? Anyways, you gotta clean his mess up, take those two down, bring them to me. Got it?"
"Because! I'm a collector! I collect these big, powerful, rare Pokemon because it's fun!"
"And you can't do it yourself..?"
"Well no it's not that. It's more fun this way. And besides, do you see how big they are? They'd eat me!"
"So- what's stopping me from knocking you out now?"
"Well I never said I was weak. Besides I can teleport you wherever I want. I could just send you into a universe where everything wants to kill you. Or just be simple with it, send you to the bottom of the ocean or to space where you'd die immediately."
"Tch.. and if I brought you down with me?"
"I can teleport. What part of that don't you get?"
"Okay FINE, what happens if I don't do what you asked me to?"
"Mmmm I'll kill your girlfriend. Ooh! No I'll kill both your girlfriends, AND that Camille boy you like so much."
"... okay. You got me. But how do you expect me to do this? I- I mean I can't even walk properly!"
"Because you have something to lose. Trust me, the human's fear of loss is a stronger performance enhancing drug than anything in the universe. 'Cept maybe Amphetamines."
"M- my crutches. I'll need my crutches. And my Pokemon. They're all in-"
"Yeah yeah in the Cafe you work in, shut up."
The sound of several items clattering to the ground is heard.
The sound of Sol walking over to the camera is heard, and she picks it up. Now all that's visible is the area ahead of Sol, as the Camera is in one of her pockets.
"Put me in the city. I'll get this over with."
"Careful what you wish for."
Sol, once again, falls suddenly and lands on the ground in Castelia city. The roaring and explosions are louder, and the sound of thunder booms through the city as people scream and run past her.
"Ohh... fuck me. A- Alright. Whatever. Let's get these assholes."
Ahead of Sol, Yam pops out and it does a small cry as it looks up at the two Dragons above it.
"Okay buddy, this one's gonna be rough."
Just then, a Scolipede rolls right past Sol, nearly hitting her.
"G- oh! Fuck! Arcdamn. Rude... h- Holy shit. Dashie?! Dashie!!"
Sol turns and begins to run, well as best she can anyways.
Blurrily, in the distance, a young woman in a dress is stood next to the Scolipede, seemingly stunned.
As Sol runs, the video ends.
