I Prefer Warlock

RP blog for a witch OC, Florence Anson; better known as Flo. Fandomless, will interact with most canons or oc's from any universe (within reason, of course) FC is Marimoon!

[stonedwarlock]

some art of flo’s real form.

[gourmetgoule]

reblog if ur a sinner

[ofdarkrccms-blog]

"You smell good."

    “ Well, I hope not to smell like shit, y’know? “Or weed. Or alcohol. Or any other suspiciousscents; she still has to look good for school.“ It’s my perfume you’re probably smelling;This vanilla sprits I found while I was shopping–want some? “

[stonedwarlock]

“Nah, it’s cool. Just wanted to let ya know. Common courtesy, n’ shit.” She put her hands in her pockets. “I’ve had bad experiences with perfume. Once a bottle I used had holy water in it.” She snort-laughed.

[nxrestfxrthewicked]

❝ That’s all you ever fucking do, Flo. Smoke.  ❞

[stonedwarlock]

“That’s not true! I also play Animal Crossing, and I tell jokes. Sometimes I print out Viagra advertisements and put them in the neighbor’s mailbox.” She says all this while lighting a blunt.

[dz-4-deactivated20190211]

meme: "...Y..you want some weed?" Pat pat.

My muse comes to yours in the middle of the night, very upset and requesting company. How does your muse respond?

“Uh, no? What the hell, man?” God, what was he doing here?

[stonedwarlock]

“Well I mean, that’s what calms me down, and you seem pretty up in a hizzy-tizzy, bro.” Gee whiz, she sure is good at comforting people.

[nxrestfxrthewicked]

❝ I’m surprised they even work still. ❞

[stonedwarlock]

“Nnnahhh, they’re fine. I don’t smoke that much.”

[birdbcnes]

( stonedwarlock )

          ❝ You—could have asked? No, no that’s not something you’d do.           I think it’d cook slower, actually. ❞

[stonedwarlock]

“It was a science experiment. Just like dumping dry ice in the neighbors’ pool.”

[nxrestfxrthewicked]

     ❝ How do you breathe? ❞

[stonedwarlock]

“With my lungs.”

[birdbcnes]

( stonedwarlock )

          ❝ I didn’t even know there was a Hot Pocket in there.           Warning me?   Or are you confessing to doing it by                                                               saying you didn’t? ❞

[stonedwarlock]

“....Uh.” Shit. “N..n.yes..? I wanted to see if it would cook faster.”

[nxrestfxrthewicked]

continued ;; [x] stonedwarlock

     ❝ Wow that’s great, Flo. ❞

[stonedwarlock]

She pulled her foot out of her mouth. 

“Thank much very you.” She cackled. “Woops. Guess you could say I really....

...put my foot in my mouth, there.”

[lepuscor-a]

continued from here ;; stonedwarlock

“ You can have one dollar for now, but you need tell me    the rest of your plan if you want the other four, alright? ”

[stonedwarlock]

“...I’m gonna pour dry ice into the neighbors’ pool while they’re in it.”

[nxrestfxrthewicked]

"Warin did you know that I can touch my foot with my tongue?"

❝…..❞

[stonedwarlock]

Then she sat on the floor, pulled her foot up to her face, and shoved it halfway in her mouth.

“SSSTH-HH?”

[lepuscor-a]

"Randy I need... I need 5 dollars. Not for weed. For, uh... science fair experiment..."

“ Science-y stuff usually doesn’t cause five dollars. What are you doing? And please,whatever you do, don’t blow up the house. ”

[stonedwarlock]

“I’m not gonna blow up the house... it isn’t explosive, I promise. Mostly. I think. Just give me the money.”

[stonedwarlock]

birdbcnes started following you

“I didn’t put that hot pocket in the dryer.”

[stonedwarlock]