living in fuck

27 / he / male fujoshi trapped in the body of a girlblogger

[bruzum]

[00000066]

[stonehengemony]

god i wish that were me

[threedollarsdotcom]

dasani sold me lagoon water

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[guiltfactory-moved]

saying "this guy is giving me insane molested vibes" and everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they're apparently incapable of picking up on insane molested vibes

[waggot]

akashicrecord gone makingdonalddrumpftagain gone... soon we all will finally be free

[akashicrecord]

you better worry about putting food on the table for those kids before you worry about me bitch

[scalded]

boutta chill so freaking hard the rest of the night and not feel scared or bad

[stonehengemony]

my neighbor down the hall is frying something with his door open fuuuuuuuuck I WANT YOUR SNACKS SIR...

[androfagus]

Can't wait to get off work so I can reopen my wound

[stonehengemony]

limerence is not pathological or even like a problem for the vast majority of sufferers like what is with this new wave of love haters that im noticing online and slightly irl as well

[cybervom1t]

new compliment just dropped

[hitmyvape]

you are really beautiful!!

do you want to come to heaven with me

[bathinginlye]

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[sunburnt-brian]

[hauntedchronicler]

thank you ao3 for always delivering what i need alongside insights into strange and beautiful lands of which i have no knowledge

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest