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Can’t stop coloring my hair

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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”. About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?” He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote: Hey Mom I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Your Son. A couple days later he got a response from his mother: Dear Son, I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow. When are the two of you coming for dinner? Love, Mom

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BEST MOM

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I’m crYING

surprisebitch

this is honestly my most favorite post ever. it pops up in my dash like at least twice a year and i just read it everytime and reblog it to relive this story.

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Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn’t settle for it.

Mandy Hale, The Single Woman (via urbanthropologie)

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Citizens of Pawnee

thelawnwrangler

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

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Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.

slaughteringbunnies

The Wedding Singer (1998) dir. Frank Coraci

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magicalmysterytourbuzz

If I was here, at this exact moment with this exact sunset. I’d be in heaven on earth.

inkskinned

okay maybe this is just me but like when you’re deep inside of a good book but forced to put it down for a bit does the outside world seem weird and soft and like you find yourself thinking in the author’s voice and even after you’re done with the book there’s like this “book hangover” where you’re still in the writer’s world and seeing the characters and hearing the narrator and stuff feels… different ….

lady-feral

I miss that feeling.

kalliente

Hospitals are so weird, like

on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on

and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole

jennysjetpack

the circle of life

krxs10

!!!This is a very important moment that deserves to be commended!!!

Donald Trump’s Chicago rally Friday night was canceled as large crowds of about 1000 Black Lives Matter and Anti-Trump protesters amassed inside and outside the arena, leading organizers to fear for the “safety and security of those gathered.”

Protesters walked throughout the arena, arms linked, holding up signs, and even chanting “Bernie!!”, showing Trump just how Chicago welcomes people like him

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Sensational