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Side humor blog :] follow my main @chorrorlie

[veryfunnymemes]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[ruinedchildhood]

[forgamers]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ivechangedblogssorrynerds]

i hate it when everyone’s waiting outside of the classroom bc the door’s locked & some smart ass suddenly walks up & tries to open it as if we’re all stupid just standing out here for fun

[spunkyspy]

I love it when they do that and the door actually DOES open and all of us that were standing there look at each other like

[evilposting-deactivated20180929]

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[superpagangirl]

[jovan]

i don’t think there is a god

[melonmemes]

[transgenderer]

guns don’t kill people, horses kill people

[casualhottubharmony]

guess again

[starllex]

when you see a dog from across the street 

[offensivememes4u]

WALUIGI

[bidoof]

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

[largedad]

[trashythingsgohere]

[cockhunt]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS