From the Top, People

[suteknakht]

A friend: gay witchcraft isn’t gonna be able to fix this

Me, a gay witch: *gathering my incense and candles* like hell it isn’t

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[robotlyra]

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

[dreamingofthestreet]

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

[perksofbeingafanboy]

motivation? haven’t heard of her in years how she doin

[lvloonlight]

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[she-wants-the-eod]

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[mttheww]

you ask him nicely

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

I needed ibuprofen after this.

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

mom, dad, I’m bi

bilingual haha hasta luego bitches

[foodchewer]

I live for compliments

[foodchewer]

im so alive 

[fassyy-blog]

[officialunitedstates]

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

[2winpeaks]

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Me, getting murdered: be gentle it’s my first time

[libulan-deactivated20140915]

[powerburial]

that’s a crazy soymilk commercial

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

Twenty-Something White Man Heroically Agrees To Take Devil’s Advocate Position On Controversial Issue That Doesn’t Affect Him

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