Don't let your dreams be memes

Nick Garnsey. 23, Musician, lover of music, extroverted, terrible puns, studio worker, Martin guitars, Fender Stratocasters, Arctic Monkeys, Cage the Elephant, Lorde, Bastille, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bon Iver, Mumford & Sons,Glen...

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

[sappy-little-trees]

Me: It’s really hard for me to trust anyone; I’m afraid of being abandoned. But it’s different with you. I feel like I can be myself without worrying that you’ll leave me. I’m glad I met you. Them:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Me, during a street riot when society finally collapses: *sips beer* I love parties

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[whizzermania]

reblog this post if you made a duck. i’m forming an army

[dankmemeuniversity]

[euthymiclurker]

Hades:

Zeus:

[best-of-memes]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

classic swanson

[threethirtysix]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[snorlaxatives]

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

[carlyclaw]

But did you recognize it?

[snorlaxatives]

i……….. did…………

[akumeoy]

[pastabot]

some of you have never been hung up on a cross and had nails driven thru ur hands and it really shows LOL

[meechonmarss]

Adam & Eve

[randan-a]

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

[nefertiti-bangz-deactivated2018]

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

[heavymodelheavymodel]

[juelzsantanabandana]

Y'all know wtf goin on

[baddecision69-deactivated201812]

we really dont

[secret-knight]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[wahooanswers]

[homoz]

[sexhaver]

just watched Shape of Water on the plane and like. damn. she really flooded her whole apartment for that fish dick

[sexhaver]

it literally isnt and im concerned