Cinder Stan and Writer

Hiya! You’re almost definitely here from my Ao3, so welcome! I’m Stormage, but you can call me Robyn, 25, she/they. I talk/think about RWBY way too much, and you can pry the show from my cold, dead hands.

[stormage-writes]

Had this blog long enough without a pin, time to fix that!

Hi! I’m Robyn, purveyor of only the finest ships and random reblogs! I write RWBY fanfic, some of which is bad, some of which is good, quite a bit is horny (viewer discretion is advised), and all of which can be found here [READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION, MY STUFF IS TAGGED APPROPRIATELY]-> https://archiveofourown.org/users/Stormage_dark_lord

I also write original stuff on my own time, and I might even talk about it on occasion.

I follow back from Stormage-writer (changed to be a bit easier to recognize) cause there’s not a way to delete that blog and keep this one, and I can’t be bothered to make another account to fix that.

Ships:

I ship a lot of rarepairs and I love them all to bits, even the ones that are weird/toxic, but my faves in no particular order:

Strawberry Shortcake (tagged as RubyNeo) (Ruby x Neo)

Fallen Petals (Ruby x Cinder)

Bees Schnees (Weiss x Blake x Yang)

Enabler (Ruby x Yang)

Nuts and Dolts (Penny x Ruby)

Ladybug (Blake x Ruby)

Ragnarok (Cinder x Nora)

ViJinx (Vi x Jinx)

Tags:

I’m god awful at keeping up with tags, but there’s a few I try to keep up with

#Rwby <-for RWBY related stuff

#Storm’s thoughts <- my random posts

#my writing <- my writing (I.e. fics and OC thoughts)

#my OCs <- for my OCs

#NSFW <- self-explanatory, block it if it makes you uncomfortable

#[insert ship name here] <- for posts about specific ships, if you don’t wanna see one of them, block it based on the list above

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[hootylover2000]

wooooooaaah…. fishies

[withhopecrossedonourhearts]

reading this

[shegayonmygirl]

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

[dragongirlsweetie]

notice how slime is a girl thing now. this is because girls are gooey

[microsff]

Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.

The mirror replied "To whom?"

"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".

The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.

[nullen-void]

The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.

The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.

The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.

The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.

The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.

The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity

"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.

"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.

"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.

The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.

It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.

[noah-wyles]

it's pride month

everyone get more understanding of the asexual spectrum right nOW

[crispwormsoda]

Give it up for the people just realizing they're queer right now, actually. This is a really scary time to be queer, i imagine even scarier to be coming to terms with your identity and/or trying to figure yourself out. You're doing amazing and i think you're super super brave.

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[jamesandnina6389]

[puppygirllaika]

Cat Identified: 50°05'22.8"N 14°25'03.5"E

[miss-achromatic]

CAT DOXXED?????

[puppygirllaika]

I mean, the old jewish cemetery in Prague is extremely recognizable, I just worked out where it was within the cemetery, give or take about a meter.

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[revizyonist]

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

[revizyonist]

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

[ancelineonline]

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

[bowditch]

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!

[arctic-turtle-cassiopeia]

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

[infernalifrit-deactivated202605]

grenade

[infernalifrit-deactivated202605]

madoka

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)