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What kind of last episode do you think Supernatural will have?
1. The “180 whiplash wtf nobody saw THAT coming”?
2. The “returning to the roots, one for the road that has major season 1 vibes”?
3. The “fan service”?
4. The “ confidently using 30 minutes on some unimportant bullshit and then try to wrap up 15 years worth of complex stories in the last 10 minutes”?
5. The “little bit of everything to make everybody happy”?
6. The “since it’s the last episode ever we tried something we’ve never done before, do you like it???”?
7. The “HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I’VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS SHOW!”?
8. The “they’ve sacrificed so much so by some deux ex machina everything is deleted and the story ends where it started”?
9. The “we’ll make you laugh, we’ll make you cry, but most importantly we’ll make you go ‘WHY?!”?
or the most feared kind of series finale in any given genre/show:
10. The “as a fan and a supporter for years on end, I feel used and violated”?
Place your bets!
(sorry for sounding negative i’m just so nervous! I’ve been burnt before…!)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: SKAM (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen
Characters: Even Bech Næsheim, Isak Valtersen, Original Male Character(s), Jonas Noah Vasquez, Sana Bakkoush, Vilde Lien Hellerud, Sonja (SKAM)
Additional Tags: First Meetings, Falling In Love, Love at First Sight, First Day of School, Swearing, Even POV, High School, Norway - Freeform, LGBTQ Themes, Mania
Summary:
Høstsemesteret 2016. Evens første dag på Nissen. Første skoledag i tredjeklasse for andre gang. Han tenkte det kom til å bli kjipt, men er man snill får man det som man vil. Og etter den første røyken i skolegården skjønte han at han måtte være en veldig snill gutt i tiden fremover.
En (veldig) liten oppdatering i dag med kapittel 3: “Rot”. Endelig..
Final clip “Kjære Sana” (”Dear Sana”) - at 22:46, 24.06
Sana: He’s the one who bought the toilet rolls.
Eva: Really?
Vilde: Where did they go?
Sana’s friend: I just sold them to some friends at the mosque. Nothing more than that, really.
Eva: Oh, ok.
Eskild: Eid Mubarak!
Sana: Hi! Welcome!
Eskild: Hii! And I just want to say Eid Mubarak!
Sana: Eid Mubarak! You look so lovely!
Eskild: Thanks! I’m the one who’ve chosen our outfits tonight. I’ve been at Grønland and done some shopping.
Sana: Aha..! ..Hijab and everything.
Eskild: Hijab and everything. And I brought a gift, or, I’ve bought a gift for the hostess, and it’s two börek I bought at the Turkish place, in a nice box.
Sana: That’s so nice of you!
Eskild: You can put it on the table, for the guests.
Sana: Thank you.
Eskild: And I didn’t find an Eid Mubarak card, but I got a Merry Christmas one because it’s like the same.
Sana: Thank you so much.
Eskild: And you look really nice too-
Sana: Thanks!
Eskild: Much nicer than-..and you too, even though you didn’t dress up. In your way...because you haven’t chosen..original outfits. But you look very nice. I’m more, like, culture. Or, we’re more like culture. Are you gonna say anything..?
(Cut to Even and Isak. They’re eating and talking)
Isak: So you ate this a lot, a long time ago?
Even: We ate this every day after school!
Isak: You didn’t try to make it yourself?
Even: There’re so many different spices and herbs...
Isak: Expensive.
Even: No, not so expensive, but it’s just a completely different art of cuisine.
Isak: Can’t we just take an afternoon- or you take an afternoon and make lots of food for me, Moroccan food?
Even: Sure! It’s a date!
Isak: Date.
Even: And some delicious tea.
Isak: The potatoes were hella good, too!
Even: Can I taste?
Isak: It’s not Norwegian potatoes.
Even: Yum! Potato salad. A normal meatball?
Isak: No. Uh, it’s a pretty hot sauce.
Even: Hot sauce. Chilli?
Isak: Hot sauce, yeah.
Even: Alright.
Isak: Are we going for a vacation this summer?
Even: What do you wanna do?
Isak: I want to do stuff together with you.
Even: But that we’ll do anyway.
Isak: Yeah, but..it would be awesome to go to another country, too.
Even: Yeah, but I’m so impulsive, I can’t plan stuff like that.
Isak: But I can do the planning. Check flight tickets to Morocco.
Even: Seriously?
Isak: Mhm! Wouldn’t that be nice? The two of us in Marrakesh?
Even: Sure!
Isak: Yeah?
Even: I’ve always wanted to go!
Isak: Then I’ll look at tickets.
Even: You mean it?
Isak: Dad sent me a lot of money for the summer actually, so..
Even: Chill!
Isak: Mhm!
Even: Plus all the tip I get at Kaffebrenneriet.
Isak: Exactly.
(Cut to William and Noora, who are whispering to each other)
William (whispering): Where?
Noora: ..hmm...Isn’t your car..?
William: The car?
Noora: Yeah?
William:...why not?
Noora: It’s not so far-
William: We haven’t done it in that car before, have we?
Noora (laughs): No. (Whispers) Let’s do it.
Eskild (off screen): Hii!
Noora: Hi!
Eskild: It’s just that..Linn wanted to say something.
Noora: Yeah?
Eskild: I’m not quite sure what she’s gonna say, but..she just wanted to talk a little.
Linn: We just wanted to say that we love you so much and that uh..if you decide to move in with William you have our support.
Noora: Oh..! Oh my God, you two are so sweet! But I’m not planning to- It’s so nice to have your support, makes me so happy, but I’m not gonna move.
Eskild: You’re not gonna move- You’re not moving in with William?
Noora: No.
Eskild: Y-You’re choosing us over William?
Noora: I’m not choosing anyone over anyone, I just..we’re just not gonna move in together yet.
Eskild: No, but you’re choosing us over William! That’s..that’s Oh my God, that’s Kollektivet! We’re Kollektivet! Always together! YEES KOLLEKTIVET! Jump and dance and be happy! Yeeees! Oh! I’ve got it, I’ve got it! You- William could move in with us, and then we’ll be four and it will be so much cheaper with toilet paper and Zalo and everything- it-it will be cheaper! And good! So if I just make a PowerPoint presentation now I can sell this a little better and then you...can make up your mind about it afterwards.
William: Sure..
Eskild: If you agree, Linn? Of course you agree. So...this is gonna be awesome! Like...a fashion collective! And we can have..we can have (Eskild goes in for a hug) invite guests and such and Ohh! You smell amazing!
William: Thanks. You too.
Noora: He does.
Eskild: Thanks. New cologne.
Noora: Eskild.
Eskild: Hm?
Noora: Here.
Eskild: Yeah..your man?
Noora: My man.
Eskild: Sure, but when we move in together in the collective we’ll be..sharing a lot of different stuff and-
Noora: Like him? No.
Eskild: Not him- Well, yes. That, too. Shampoo and William and..Zalo. And everything else...but uh..and we can do board game evenings on Sundays! We could play Ludo and stuff.
Noora: Yeah, but we can do that with just the three of us, too.
Eskild: Yeah, but then we would only be three, not four. So boring to play...just with three people.
William: Yeah?
Eskild: You can be blue..colour. Linn has green, and you have Auntie Red*, or...because of the lipstick, of course, not anything else!
Noora (laughs): Oh, ok!
(Cut to Sana and Isak, eating watermelon)
Isak: Delicious watermelon.
Sana: Yeah, well, you’ve eaten that before. This isn’t Moroccan. Or, it could be, but..
Isak: But Even fed me lots of delicious food just now. Really, really good.
Sana. Right, he’s had it before.
Isak: So we’ll have to celebrate! Both of us getting a 6*!
Sana: Yeah..I got a 6 at least.
Isak: I got a 6, too.
Sana: Why are you lying?
Isak: I got a 6!
Sana: You did not get a 6!
Isak: Huh?!
Sana: Hello, you didn’t know- I had to help you.
Isak: Yeah? And you helped me and I got a 6.
Sana: But I didn’t help you that well.
Isak: You did. Ooh! You tried...teaching me a little, but not enough?
Sana: No, but I was thinking that like Wow you didn’t even know the basics..You can’t have gotten anything more than...maximum a 5.
Isak: But I got a 6.
Sana: You can tell me. You can tell me if you got a 5, it’s okay.
Isak: I’m just a little shy ‘cause you’re so pretty today!
Sana: Ooh, thank you!
Isak: You do look very good in general. But uh, no. (whispers) I got a 5.
Sana: Yeah, you got a 5? You got a 5.
Isak: I don’t dare to tell anyone.
Sana: Yeah, well, that’s okay. I got a 6.
(Cut to Vilde, eating at the table, joined by Chris)
Chris: Hi girl.
Vilde: Hey!
Chris: Good food!
Vilde: Really good!
Chris: So good! I think I’m on my fourth plate now.
(Vilde laughs, and Chris looks nervous)
Chris: Alright. I need to say something.
Vilde: What?
Chris: I just want to say that if...if you need anyone to talk to, I’m here. Okay?
(Vilde smiles)
Chris: I can talk about hard stuff.
(Vilde smiles)
Vilde: Do you know why you’re my absolute best friend?
(Chris shakes her head)
Vilde: It’s because no matter how hard my day is, you always find a way to make me laugh.
(Chris sheds a tear)
Vilde: It’s not like one always needs to talk. Sometimes it helps just to pretend that everything’s fine.
Chris: But it’s important that you have someone to talk to, right?
Vilde: I have.
(We see Magnus, Even and Isak are talking about the trip to Morocco and that maybe they should bring the boys. Magnus mouths to Vilde “Are you okay?” )
Noora: Hi. Everything okay?
Vilde: Yeah.
Noora: Yeah?
Chris: Yeah.
Noora: That’s good. I was just wondering about who’s gonna hold the speech for Sana?
(Cut to Ingrid, Sara, Jamilla and some other friends of Sana)
Sara: Wow! Should we try?
Ingrid: I’ve tried a juice cleanse, but it didn’t really work so well.
Sara: But that’s just like drinking juice. You can’t drink either?
Sana’s friends: No.
Ingrid: You can’t drink? Not even water?
Sana’s friends and Jamila: No, not water.
Ingrid: So this is probably totally amazing, to end it with lots of food and..
(Cut to Penetrator-Chris and Eva)
PChris: I just took some salad earlier, I was just recommended to get it so-
Eva: But tomatoes. Ew! I don’t like that.
PChris: Why not?
Eva: Because like it’s so slimy and gross.
PChris: It’s delicious! You do eat Ketchup all the time?
Eva: Yeah, but-
PChris: That’s tomato!
Eva: No, it’s not. It’s what’s inside the tomato that’s gross.
PChris: Yeah but-
Eva: Like that mush.
PChris: So don’t just eat that, then.
Eva: I can eat the stuff around, well, yeah, that actually is kind of good.
PChris: Okay. Alright, but you don’t have so much yummy stuff on your plate yourself, like what’s that purple stuff?
Eva: That’s...
PChris: Right.
Eva: It’s something..
PChris: You think it tastes better than tomato?
Eva: I haven’t tried it yet. (tries) Well, it was okay.
PChris: Seems delicious.
Eva: Well, it’s so much good food here! Did you try these?
PChris: No?
Eva: They were insanely good. You have to try them.
PChris: I didn’t even know they had them.
Eva: It’s meatballs. Like, the best ones I’ve ever tasted.
PChris: Mmm!
Eva: Right?? They’re there at the end of the table. In like a big pot.
(PChris goes to get more food, sees Emma)
Both PC and Emma at the same time: Hi.
Emma: Who are you?
PChris: Chris. Your new boyfriend.
Emma: Hello my new boyfriend.
(Eva and Jonas looks at PChris and Emma with frowns on their faces)
Eva: What’s happening right now??
Jonas: I...think we’ve been dumped.
(Eva and Jonas looks at each other)
Jonas: You have a little..You’ve got something there.
Eva: Here?
Jonas: No, other side.
Eva: Where? Here? Well, wipe it off then!
(He does, and they look each other deeply in the eyes..)
Vilde: Eva! Do you wanna hold the speech for Sana?
(Sana gets a text from Yousef)
Yousef:
Hey girl, how’s the party?
Sana:
Amazing.
(She sends a picture of her and the girls)
Yousef:
WOW ❤️
I’ve been here today
(He sends a picture of the Hagia Sophia mosque in Istanbul)
Yousef:
One day I’ll take you there.
(Jonas clinks a glass)
Jonas: It’s time for a speech.
Vilde: Speech! Speech!
(Everyone joins in)
Jonas: Okay. ....I’m not the one who wrote it. Noora did.
Noora: And William! And Isak, a little bit.
Jonas: Dear Sana. This speech is for you.
(Screen turns black, and we only hear Jonas’ voice)
Jonas:
And you get it because what you’re inviting us to today will bring American presidents down tomorrow.
We live in a chaotic world, where it’s hard to understand the rules. Because why are some people poor and some people rich? Why do some people need to flee, while others are safe? Why do people get spit at in the street? And why is it that sometimes when one is trying to do something good it is still met with hatred? It’s not strange that people give up. That we stop believing in good.
(Screen goes black again)
But thank you so much for not giving up, Sana.
(We see Sana onscreen, but it’s filmed through a computer screen)
Because even if it can sometimes feel that way, no people are standing alone. Each and every one of us is an important piece in the big chaos, and what you’re doing today will have an effect tomorrow. It can be hard to predict exactly what kind of effect, and one is usually not able to understand how it all fits together.
But the effect of your actions will always be there, somewhere in the chaos.
In a hundred years we might have machines that will be able to calculate the effect of every single action, but until then we can trust this:
(Shots of hate comments)
Fear spreads.
But.
(Shots of SKAM fans’ comments about love)
Luckily, so does love.
I’m at a loss for words. But it was perfect.
I spent two hours translating this, but I know I’ve probably misheard or missed something.
*Auntie Red = old-fashioned slang for menstruation.
*6 = 6 is the highest possible mark/grade in high school - like an A.
Well, I’m really fucking sad right now. Or I mean....grateful, and full of love for this wonderful show, its creators, actors, and legacy. But it literally feels like my heart is breaking a little bit.
I’ve stared at the #ThankYouSKAM hashtag on Twitter for the last fifteen minutes, trying to come up with something to say, but everything just sounds so...flat. Like I can’t convey my thanks in writing because I find no words that can properly express what I’m feeling for this show.
You know?
I bet a lot of you feel the same.
So to every SKAM fan out there, this is me officially “sending” you a digital hug.
Eskild: You look so amazing right now, Linn! Like, you look good!
Linn: Can’t I just use the blue summer dress?
Eskild: No, you can’t just use the blue summer dress! Ugh. Right, this is the Muslims’ most important holiday, it’s no prostitute and pimp party.
Linn: But do I need the shawl?
Eskild: Yes, you need the shawl, Linn. Listen, it’s as if Sana were to show up at your house at Christmas wearing sweatpants, hm? You think your mom Mette would’ve been happy about that? She wouldn’t, she would’ve been mad. (pause) Linn...what’s up with you lately?
Linn: Do you think Noora will leave us?
Eskild: Come and sit down.
(Linn sits)
Eskild: You know that Noora loves us very much, right? And...even if we’re not such big fans of William, she is...Noora is much better than him, but she has to live her own life, right? And I just think that we should be really good friends for her and support her no matter what.
(Linn looks sad)
Eskild: And I think that um...even though she doesn’t always show it, she loves us very much and wants us to be happy. And we will be happy.
(Linn looks uncertain)
Eskild: And you know why? Because we have each other. And I’ll take care of you. And you’ll take care of me.
(They hug <3 )
Eskild: It’s you and me against the world.
Linn: The two of us against the world.
(They hug again)
Eskild: Oh, you’re so lovely! I want one, too, a shawl. But I can’t. (pause) Wanna drink PepsiMax?
