Books and Bastille

"I am a hostage of my own humanity."

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

[primeemeraldheiress]

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

[chipper-smol]

A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

[chipper-smol]

✨✨✨ ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ ✨✨✨

[cuteness--overload]

A group of curious preschoolers visits some beehives in Stockholm

Submit your cute pet here | Source: https://bit.ly/3qre7V4

[lesbianchai]

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

[eeriegodhead]

it worries me that i can identify all those and hear them in my head

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[delphina2k]

Know your puppies!

[luarien]

Sharks and owls are cats, as well.

[delphina2k]

Thank you for this insight, you’re right!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WILL CHERISH THEM ALL <3

[autistic-af]

Explaining to my mum how I named Tic-Tac

My orange flavoured Tic-Tac:

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chibikittens]

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

[takineko]

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

[summer-skye-64]

@is-the-cat-video-cute this is probably fine, I’m just curious

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

this kitten is vocalizing its annoyance, and it is indeed vocalizing it AT the water, as if the water is going to take a hint and stop being wet and gross on its paw.

[milky-milky-way]

you WET miette? you wet her paw like the fish???? oh! oh! jail for water! jail for water for One Thousand Years!!!!

[horreurscopes]

it's free real estate

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[kaepop-oppa]

Damn.

[mmusclechan]

KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.

[pennie-dreadful]

Golden cat: intense wealth and prosperity

Uh, Oz, I’m gonna need you to get on that ASAP.

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[brattylikestoeat]

[gertiecraign]

I need both of them in my life forever.

[diogenestypist]

This is too cute and I love them

[moosearesocool]

from now on we’re calling all the stem folk ‘students of the unhallowed arts’, just like mary shelley wanted us to do

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[jaubaius]

[memewhore]

[chantylay]

Child: a fucking goat outside

Person recording: [firmly] it's just a goat

Child: no. [Pause] it's a fucking goat

Person recording: laughs quietly

[huffylemon]