O Sol e a Lua

|| Julia but call me whatever you want || Brazil || I don't even know what this blog is anymore || she/her || INTP || ♒ || Useless Lesbian || 24 ||

[sacred-portal]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

[flareonfloof]

problematic bedtime gap

[valtsv]

"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

[orcposts]

ORC AFFIRMATIONS

My scars are COOL and TUSKY

My scars DO look like I got them during RITUAL COMBAT

My scars DO NOT look like I got them by tripping over a RUSTY FENCE concealed by TREACHEROUS UNDERBRUSH

MY SCARS ARE VALID NO MATTER WHAT GORM SAYS

[juniper-ascending]

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

[orcposts]

i should kill gorm

[giragirameganedan]

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[raylangivins]

[ashenmind]

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

[ashenmind]

[to-orrr]

portrait

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[polartss]

Anne Bonny black sails save me pls

[ghibligif]

[imjunebitch]

queers who unironically hate on furries and kinksters are funny as hell. like awh what's that buddy? you base your moral judgements on your petty disgust rather than intrinsic harm? awh...

you would be homophobic if you were straight.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this