1. Zhongli not a dragon, he's just wearing the last Geo Dragon's corpse like a fursuit.
2. Anfortas returned to Khaenri'ah after his Knights died, and rules the Abyssal ruins of his Kingdom.
3. When Mauvika and the Traveler destroyed Gosoythoth while they were using the Pyro Dragon's form and soul, they unwittingly freed his soul to reincarnate.
4. Klingsor and Nasejuna are just chilling like two frat boys in the desert.
5. When we see Enjou again, he'll have a new monster form. (Also World Boss Enjou please)
6. Ajax the hero is Saarelainen, Snegurochka is the Tsaritsa, and her father Pakkaisukko is the Belyi Tsar.
7. Hroptatyr is also in Khaenri'ah's ruins, and has fallen into place as Anfortas's evil advisor.
8. The Bloodstained Knight is the third wheel to their psychosexual mind games.
9. Varka's going to steal one of the Moon Marrow's and book it to Mondstadt.
10. When Tholindis and Rerir got mulched by the Moon Gate, their body's mixed with the lifeless Frost Moon to create Columbina.
11. Vedrfolnir is getting treated like a battery by the Abyss Order. He has started moaning when he is drained to tick them off.
12. Since King Irmin died just before the Cataclysm, his soul was able to reincarnate. For funnsies, Fischl is his newest incarnation, with Oz's voice sounding just like him.
13. Tholindis got turned into the main Luonnotar after she got mulched.
14. I'm less attached to this theory, but instead Tholindis reincarnated as Columbina.
15. If the Pyro Dragon does reincarnate, they'll be a People of the Springs character.
16. If a Sovereign becomes an Archon, the part of their power that makes up the Archon's throne will fuse to the rest of their power.
17. The Electro Dragon is gathering their strength and building an army in the Dark Sea.
18. Dainsleif will become the strongest Abyssal entity in Teyvet, which was the end goal of the being that tempted the Sinners.
19. Paimon is not Asmoday, or Phanes.
20. Thrain will be playable, but Capitano won't.
21. The "embryo" that Rhinedottir used to create her creatures is parts of Naberius's corpse, which would explain why it's said that they were made using "Life" despite being made prior to her ascension to a Shade.
22. Zhongli and Guizhong used to be citizens of Celestia, but for different reasons decided to slum it up with the earthly gods.
23. The Bakunawas will be common monsters in the Mare Javari.(The Mare will be Genshin's Dark Souls)
24. We will see Wei's human form in a cutscene at some point.
25. Scylla is of equal rank to Kukulkan.
26. Rifthounds existed before Rhinedottir, and she only made the giant Geo one, which bred with other hounds to make the Golden subspecies.
I know that realistically, the Narwhal might not have an actual name, but screw it, I am headcanoning that Vedrfolnir told Surtalogi what his pet would do in the future, and Surtalogi just cackled and named the Narwhal ✨ Fontbane ✨
Only way the current Astrea Family Drama could get even worse is if @whygod-why’s theory about Louanna being Louis Arneb (“Lou Anna” vs “Louis Arneb,” both are blonde, Louanna has a very strange Sleeping Beauty condition considering everyone still remembers her, we still have no idea how Louis got into the Hall of Memories) ends up being RIGHT.
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