[replikayt]

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

[durianne]

We don’t.

[little-cold-hands]

We really don’t.

[hasufin]

To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.

Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.

I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.

[nerdsandthelike]

and the menu should include prices!!!

[bixbythemartian]

and the menu should include the fucking prices!

[bloodanddiscoballs]

also if I could add it is helpful to have an allergen menu very easily accessible as well. this one isn't as common but it sucks when some don't have them At All

[throughtheeyesofemily97]

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

Look at her ✨lashes✨

[ID: two pictures of Trifle the orange-brown crested gecko with just her head peeking over some wood. She's facing the side in the first picture and is face-on in the second]

[throughtheeyesofemily97]

[bebx]

[aye-write]

[guerrillatech]

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

SLAMS REBLOG

[funnytwittertweets]

[timeofdeathnote]

there’s avatar and then there’s the blue people movie

[amithedevil]

from the comments:

[hmslusitania]

Blanc, arriving home: honey, I’m home!

Philip, surrounded by an unimaginable amount of sourdough bread: how was Greece?

Blanc: well, I solved four murders but only two of them actually happened

Philip: sure, of course

[escuerzoresucitado]

[maramarella]

:

[doccywhomst]

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

[pagesinmylife]

I’m bringing this energy into 2023

[theteenquotes]