Waste your time here

Basically me flailing over my current obsessions and crying at my inability to technology. Also occasionally I write things.

[destielmemenews]

"White smoke has risen above the Sistine Chapel, the signal that cardinals have chosen a new pope on the second day of the conclave.

His identity, and the name he will take as pontiff, will be revealed soon."

CNN

BBC

People

[aptenodykes]

Who topped?

C-3PO

R2-D2

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

[bumpscosity]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Leah Gardner

[lnaliazmcithilien]

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

[flootzavut]

Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.

[aahsokaatano]

Holy shit

[necrxticstardust]

It also seems to get rid of sponsored posts

[icescrabblerjerky]

GUYS THIS FUCKING WORKS OH MY GOD. BEAUTIFUL.

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[m0thmancore]

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

[m0thmancore]

oh no! i dropped this screenshot that explains how to bypass this with a free adblocker! you shouldn’t reblog this or anything; it’d be terrible if people used this advice to watch ad-free youtube!!

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Etiquette proposal

If you invite someone from another timezone to a teleconference, the onus is on you to present all times in their local timezone, rather than your own - that is, the person asking should bear the labor of timezone conversions, not the person being asked.

[neil-gaiman]

why does aziraphale tell crowley he can’t go ninety MILES per hour in central london. are they just fans of the imperial system?

This should be in the FAQs, pinned to the top of the blog.

[brooklynishere]

The comments make me think of this flowchart..

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

[hangthehierophant]

He goes to his sister’s house to play rugby and have a drink with his mates. His sister is like “you fucking loser get a JOB” and Howell is like “I have a job, I’m a wizard!” And she’s like “FUCK OFF”

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[themummersfolly]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[wilwheaton]

Value of X has fallen 71% since purchase by Musk and name change from Twitter

Mutual fund Fidelity, which owns stake in social media platform, marks down value of its shares in disclosure obtained by Axios

And there are countless mediocre men who continue to think this guy is some kind of genius.

[cilceon]

The feature isn’t being removed for everyone at the same time. The contract Tumblr has with whoever the fuck it is ended on December 23 (I’m pretty sure at least) so it’ll be removed for everyone in the (hopefully) near future also happy new year

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[thoodleoo]

yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

[thoodleoo]

loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"