The Times, They Are A-Changin'

Yes, I am a Pirate.

[weedpoop]

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

[theweirdwideweb]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[ourexes]

“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”

[chubbybritneyspears]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[dankmemecentral1]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[newtgeiszler]

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

[coluring]

god gave me a second chance

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[expressing-blackness]

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

[dominik528]

Iconic.

[morrithal]

This is the future liberals want

[jayce]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891