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The words “Mr and Mr Lester” falling out of Dan’s mouth without a 3 to 5 business day warning? They want me dead, they actually want me dead

#phan #dan and phil #dan howell #hard launch spoilers

ahappydnp

HE WAS JUST TWIRLING AROUND ON THE BEACH FOR PHIL WHILE HE WAS TAKING PHOTOS OF HIM

theatre kid who needs attention to survive and weird kid director filmmaker who needs a muse like they are soulmatesssss

#they have invented a million more words for soulmates #phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester

pseudophan

im crying phil saw everyone talking about his gremlin boyfriend pics and had to act

#he said WAIT HERES A BEAUTIFUL BALLERINA #😂🥹#dan and phil #phan #socials #dan howell #phil lester

manofmoth

dan howell who ran away from his hometown the second he could and never looked back. dan howell who had a crush on a boy from the internet and moved himself in on the premise of needing to do laundry. dan howell who grappled with his sexuality for years before it broke him. dan howell who was promised his creative dream be fulfilled only for youtube to shaft him at the last minute. dan howell who turned around and wrote You Will Get Through This Night and Doomed because he needed to make art in order to survive. dan howell who took the time he needed to save his own life and come back on his own terms. dan howell, raised christian, realized no god was going to save him so he decided he had to. dan howell who again and again clawed his way into the light. made his own life the way he wanted it to be. fought back. dan howell, staunch disbeliever in red-string theory and fate and heaven because he worked every day of his life to get where he is and absolutely fuck some mythical entity who wants to take credit for that.

#this is so incredibly well written the strength necessary not to drown in the dark is outstanding and he did that over and over again #speaking of Hamilton every time I encounter a character that makes their own destiny with sheer force of will I think of Dan #he’s out there in a million different art forms #dan and phil #dan howell

saw fanart of dan and phil taking a nap during their vacation and genuinely almost teared up HOW has it only been 5 months since hard launch???

#I really do hope they are taking naps in the sun together right now 🥹#phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester

dan wondering what’s next for Ilya and Shane not knowing that just like him Ilya’s depression arc is coming 😭

#having to wait for YEARS? to hear Dan’s opinions to Ilya finally acknowledging he needs a therapist is going to be PAINFUL 😭#phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #heated rivalry

the 100% was a little funny but he’s going to make himself stop saying it like he did with “what can I say” and just adopt another saying and then they’ll make another compilation and Phil will show it to him again and we are back to square one 😭

#he’ll never not have a little catch phrase so it’s an endless cycle #phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester

diphowell

does anyone know what to do???

bonus:

#he’d like that 🥺#phan

this video has a replay value of 0% for me, but I didn’t HATE it, I like them trying out new concepts! I feel it would have been funnier or more interesting if they joined other’s peoples first dates. Say Elias and Miles on a double date with Dan and Phil and they have to not be awkward and direct the conversation and actively try to be matchmakers. They over exaggerated not having rizz for the sake of the bit, but in a double date scenario they DO have the relationship expertise so they can balance the comedy with honest better and it can be less trying hard to land the joke persona.

Also I would love to see them direct a conversation around the topic of love without actively making it all about themselves. The points could have been how likely are you to go on another double date with Dan and Phil.

#I don’t know it was too on the nose that it was a bit and I think making them a team will balance out more the fun with the realness #phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester

phlondsbian

standing up bravely. i actually think it’s good that they’re trying something and getting a little weird with it and bringing themselves out of their comfort zone rather than just doing another react video or something

#and when you are trying new things not all will be 10/10 this has a replay value of 0% for me like this will be the only time I’ll watch it #but I didn’t HATE it #phan

phanyaoi

SCREAMING, IMAGINE A DATE ASKS YOU HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR SUNDAYS AND YOU START WITH "WE".

#did people not get that he was flirting by saying oh WE meaning the guy in front of him could do this on a Sunday morning #he was inviting the other person to join him I thought that was so smooth #phan

betaphannie

phil's date tactics: what type of animal would you be. what's your ideal date. wanna hear a pickup line

dan's date tactics: im a horrible horrible depressed creature would you love me even though i somehow both hate myself and think im a narcissist. am i ugly yes or no don't answer that actually im so sorry for being here

#Dan’s tactics when he’s not over exaggerating for the bit would work on a LOT of people specially with that face card his convos #got hotter faster I mean he and Elias were on sexual Pokémon innuendos in under 5 mins 😭#phan

it felt like Phil was interviewing his dates for an article in the newspaper and Dan was treating his dates like they were sitting at the Graham Norton Show together or something 😭

#also there were no winners guys believe me 😭#phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester