confused casscass

I'm not upset, my eyes are just leaking

[trylo-ren]

LIVID

I am actually so FUCKING pissed at the way they “handled” Ben Solo’s death. The utter disrespect. Of him, of his redemption, and of course of the Skywalker name. The end of the film is a joke. My biggest problem besides Ben’s actual death is that his fucking parents/fam did not seem to give a shit?!!! Han aside, I guess. But Luke and Leia watching over Rey at the end as force ghosts, seeming to have forgotten all about Ben, just makes me feel hollow and a bit disgusted to be honest. Rey didn’t even seem THAT upset that Ben was dead, either. There was no further acknowledgment of him after he faded away and this REALLYFUCKINGHURTSME!!!! All this makes me want to believe, and want to hope that he’s somewhere out there, stuck and waiting to be brought back, or at least hanging out with his grandmother and grandfather😭

[hearts-keep-going]

My letter to Lucasfilm

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[ace-marksman]

I just want to point out the beautiful relationship between Anna and Kristoff bc yeah we get that iconic line “My love is not fragile” from our man BUT... when he sweeps Anna out of the way of the earth giants and says “I’m here, what do you need?” He’s immediately there to help her with her mission, no questions asked. It’s not “how can I help you” (about him) but its “what do you need” (about her). That’s a real, honest, great relationship right there. They had their worries and their struggles but at the end of the day they’re there for each other no matter what.

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stitchlovergirl96]

@starrybearplatinum

[husband-of-lucoa]

I’m choking on my own laughter from that last second

[welcometoaurorashell]

WHEEZE

[moonlitseafoamlullabies-deactiv]

I FUCKING LOVE SHARK PUPPET.

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[missielynne]

this speaks to me.

[permanentlyinactive-deactivated]

Scientifically, it’s because sleeping in a cooler environment (freezing cold room) and also sleeping under some physical pressure (blankets) - especially of you have anxiety and/or insomnia - is actually the most ideal sleeping condition.

[renaissancerogue]

My life

[ohheymarshmallow]

#wow it’s nice to be scientifically validated

[saranghaessa]

AND sticking your nose out from under the blankets to feel that cold air while the rest of your body is warm and comfy !

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[tooiconic]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[black-kids]

[gotsteakhoe-gotbeef-deactivated]

Lmao she lookin like “nigga, HELP ME”

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[lileggyboi]

We are living in the worst timeline

[autisticeducator]

He was so hated, Sesame Street made fun of him.

Let’s consider that for a second. Sesame Street. A show for three year olds.

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[fortooate]

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

[domoinjapan-deactivated20260713]

the slappening

[fungoidfred]

synchronized slapping class

[zagreus]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[alexiethymia]

The Goldstein Sisters and The Scamander Brothers

I like how the characters of the FBAWTFT franchise can act as parallels and foils to each other. I think it’s interesting (or maybe that’s just me) how each one falls in love with someone with similar qualities to their sibling.

Like Newt for example. He hates aurors, I think his brother being one partly has something to do with it (the pressure of it all). But, he falls in love with an auror. From what little we see of Theseus in the movie, he loves his job, is quick to take action, rigidly follows the rules, but down the line, chooses to do what’s right, all qualities we’ve seen Tina display as well. So what Newt dislikes about Theseus, he admires in Tina? Or perhaps he has admired those qualities all along. 

Tina meanwhile falls in love with someone who often has his head in the clouds, and will do everything and break the rules for what’s most important to him (his creatures in Newt’s case, and love in Queenie’s). You could consider the latter two flightly, but both Newt and Queenie are really perceptive and empathic (which causes Queenie to turn later in COG because of all people she could empathize with Grindelwald’s cause). They also like to hide their pain under false amiable smiles. 

Theseus falls in love with someone wild, misunderstood, and an outcast. Newt and Leta got along so well precisely because of how similar they were (and I actually would love to write a fic how Newt and Leta were what each other desperately wanted, but not what they necessarily needed, which both did eventually find in the persons of Tina and Theseus). 

Finally, Queenie falls in love with someone as insecure and self-depreciating as Tina. Not only are Queenie and Newt similar in coloring, the former being bright, so are Tina and Jacob, the latter two being dark, in coloring as well as the colors they wear. Though Jacob is more cheerier than Tina, both have strongly exemplified the quality of putting the people they love before themselves, and in this case coincidentally, the same person, Queenie. 

[acidocasualidad]

[acomedytothosewhothink]

That camel’s face is fucking amazing. I need all of these items.