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Truly grateful Morbius came out in 2022 because 10 years ago, “evil vampire Matt Smith” would’ve made this site unusable

rorrygillmore-deactivated202201

What if I tell you what the rock and darkness and sea beyond whispered to me, Lord of Bloodshed? How they shuddered in fear, on that island across the sea. How they trembled when she emerged. She took something - something precious. She ripped it out with her teeth. What did you wake that day in Hybern, Prince of Bastards? What came out was not what went in. How lovely she is - new as a fawn and yet ancient as the sea. How she calls to you. A queen, as my sister once was. Terrible and proud; beautiful as a winter sunrise. Nesta. Nes-ta. How the wind moans her name. Can you hear it, too? Nesta. Nesta. Nesta. What did she do, drowning in the ageless dark? What did she take?

Nesta Archeron, A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas

#acotar #my queen

jaubaius

No way out

bogleech

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

lochnutmonster

Sisyphus

nyctosaurid

the most fucked up fictional universe is all those mouse movies where mice have a secret society underneath human society where they’re fighting mouse versions of the same wars and have the same religious oppression and each have a human version of themselves

thestuffedalligator

Why does Mouse Victorian London have a military campaign in Mouse Afghanistan in The Great Mouse Detective?

What does Mouse England gain from the continued occupation of Mouse Afghanistan

Mouse Opium

the relationship between girls and the fantasy series they read when young is so special nothing comes close to it

aperrywilliams

In this home, we love and support Brendan Fraser. Forever and always.

bloomingcockroaches

cannibalchicken

machinesonmute-deactivated20210

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

vangogh-vanhoe

sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

#we couldn't find you it said the address was the side of the freeway #amazon for my address:#me: could it perhaps have been the giant new building on the side of the freeway??? we'll never know

paxamericana

official-kircheis

As per my last clay tablet,

kadywicker

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

kadywicker

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe

ohheymarshmallow

english 101 is the same at a community college as it is at a 4-year and yes even ivy league institution and guess what: 2 years of community college, 60 credits, and i didn’t pay a nickle for them beyond like textbooks bc my local cc system had an amazing program and i have a master’s degree now, so

mirdania

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

assiraphales

at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.