lover boys

the blog dedicated to the bisexual disasters known as the loser's club

[moderndaycairn]

I’m so fucking sorry I have to do this. You know the drill.

1 note = 1 day.

[4gifs]

[ribcageofaskeletonwoman-deactiv]

mexican tv is amazing

[gucci-chanclas-deactivated20180]

when  you broke and need insurance money

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[trixie-moved-deactivated2023031]

fjshwhwmxndnak wenkamd dnamejfism wwjoww nf wmnandjska e wnw

[moonlight-sonder]

I’m crying

[vampirefabio]

who are ur “absolutely no you canNOT move off the island” villagers

[vulcan-moon]

relearning how tf to use clip studio again and lovingly hand drawing each individual weed leaf on richie tozier’s socks

[whirlybirbs]

something for you all to enjoy, type on screen is a gr8 time

[fuks]

help him 

[homemadelobotomy]

sarah what the hell

[revelation19]

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you Sarah… for filming him instead of helping him.

[la-la-la-loser]

This is what going through life feels/looks like

[kabaks]

[octopustronaut]

There’s an update 😊

[kabaks]

[angel-x-guts]

put together a fish guide for this month! (northern hemisphere only). i’ve seen a few different ones floating around but i decided to make my own because they didn’t have all the information i wanted or a checklist. 

[dgalerab]

oh man here’s a ridiculous, tender au: baker richie

eddie finds out he’s not allergic to peanuts (among the many other things he was lied to over, but this is, naturally, what he focuses on, because yes, sonia . kaspbrak left him with anxiety and deprived him of freedom and security and confidence in reality, but that’s a lot to handle and it’s much easier to funnel all your rage into the fact that hell, PEANUTS ARE REALLY GOOD AND WHY WERE YOU TOLD THEY WOULD KILL YOU) and goes to the nearest bakery to be like “hello yes give me everything you have that has peanuts in it right now” 

and richie takes one look at this manic man who has stumbled into his bakery, crazed and demanding a truly ungodly amount of peanuts, and is like “this is the love of my life”

[dgalerab]

richie making all kinds of peanut buttery baked goods and excitedly waiting for eddie to show up so he can watch eddie lose his goddamn mind every day and meanwhile eddie is completely oblivious. richie remembers what time he usual comes and greets him with a whole tray of heart shaped peanut butter cookies fresh out of the oven and eddie just shovels them into his mouth without connecting a single dot

[dgalerab]

eddie, having a lil bit of a breakdown, furiously staring at richie while he eats his peanut butter cheesecake: i would kill for you. i will give you my number and if you call i will kill a man for you. this is the best thing i’ve ever eaten. no one will ever harm you again

richie, sweating, scared and emotionally horny: sweet i got his number

[dgalerab]

#eddie: i will be your personal hitman#richie: i just want you to be a man who hits on me

fjdklfjdkfdj eddie just promising richie whatever outlandish thing he can think of and meanwhile it’s just like

richie: do you wanna get dinner maybe?

eddie: DO YOU LIKE CARS. I HAVE A NICE CAR. I WILL DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE

richie, internally: i can’t tell if this is flirting or not

[dgalerab]

richie after eddie has taken him to several fancy dinners and museums and movies: hey, uh, no pressure but is this a date

eddie, who was so distracted by how he was robbed of peanuts he straight up didn’t realize he was developing feelings for richie and that this is absolutely a date that he himself initiated: come again

[dgalerab]

#eddie to himself: mayhaps its not just about the peanuts anymore…its about the man behind him#he like sneaks a glance at richie who is currently eating rainbow ice cream with gusto#eddie to himself: ok yeah. it is also the man#he has like a lightbulb moment that his mom also did not want to let him have MEN and he’s like ‘oh my god. men ARE peanuts!!!’#richie: youre cute but youre still going to have to explain yourself#eddie: YOU!!! YOURE MY PEANUT#richie: ok

eddie grabbing richie’s face in his hands without warning: YOU’RE A PEANUT

richie: i don’t know what’s happening here but you do like peanuts so i’m going to assume this date is going well

eddie, climbing on top of him: I AM GOING TO KISS YOU NOW

[dgalerab]

#dghjjjh #for years to come richie will just randomly bring this up like: remember the time you called me your peanut and tgen stayed stuck in that #metaphor for almost the whole first year we dated? #he’s poking fun at eddie but eddie REFUSES to be embarrassed even though he’s definitely blushing a little. he’s like ‘yeah what about it’ #richie: youre so fucking cute its no wonder that peanut pickup line worked on me #eddie: i know you know it was not a pickup line so i am not going to say anything #eddie 2 minutes later: although YOU were the one who brought up how it was a really big metaphor for me so its pretty obvious that youre #just trying to rile me up and - #richie just tugs him forward and hugs him and what is eddie supposed to do? NOT hug him back??? perish the thought

GOD they’re such a dumb, bickery couple and yet they call each other peanut all the time and everyone’s like “what the fuck” and richie’s like “you don’t understand, eddie LOVES peanuts”

also i like to think stan is the other employee of the bakery and has just been watching richie trying elaborate peanut-based recipes to try to impress their weirdest customer

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[bluraycharles]

This is better than the LGBTQ section of netflix 

[alvinsevile]

I’ve been away for a long time

Now I’m trying to find my way home

Everybody expects me to be

The cool guy from the radio

Happy 44th birthday, Richie Tozier!

[suckonnails]

For any of ya’ll who are still well in the IT fandom as of 2020, please reblog this. I need reassurance that not everyone is gone.

[stozzierr]

happy 44th birthday to the rat man himself, richie tozier

[just-whelmed]

you make me want to believe…

{fighter; tallhart + reddie}

[when-the-blood-comes-home]