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yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

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logging off zoom like

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ratfuck

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

shencomix

We go forward.

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This is too deep to comprehend.

haleepls

Stop it

alltheselittlevoices

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

hello-nice-to-misha

:(((((

doubleca5t

Wait wait do you seriously have a mirror facing the foot of your bed? Aren't you scared that the mirror dimension you is going to crawl out of it in the middle of the night and kill you?

What kind of lives do you people lead?

curseworm

there need to be more fucked up miserable emojis none of the crying emojis express what im trying to express

curseworm

i dont feel 😢😭😞😟😥 i feel

lotusohm

Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting of Hill House was published sixty years ago today. The novel begins with one of the best openings I have ever read:

“No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.”

animusrox

Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan

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Alfred really said “DO YOU EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE”

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Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

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McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

one-time-i-dreamt

If you're talking to/about me, you misunderstood what I wrote. Some people tagged me in this post due to your reply and are saying you misunderstood me, so I'd like to clarify. I was not trying to justify his donation, I was trying to put the numbers into perspective for people who said he also donated a lot, for them to see how little it is compared to his wealth and as compared to Mackenzie. I'm also the OP of this thread, in case you accidentally haven't noticed. All the best.

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notlikethemoviess

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

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Hey I heard you’re giving out anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please?

yes, here is a baby oarfish

imaramennoodle

that’s a BABY?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

boy howdy are you in for a treat! introducing, the Oarfish!

MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKING FISH!

Not much is known about Oarfish. Their maximum length is debatable, though there are reports of specimen up to 56 ft long. They live at great depths, and are rarely observed alive. Here’s a relatively small one:

Slightly larger one:

aaaaand, little bigger:

Yeah. these children get long. hold on a mo’, i might have a better photo

yeah. there we go. a few hundred lbs of Oarfish. like i said, length-variable. that one’s only about 28 feet though. so like, imagine that but double.

look how excited everyone is. well, everyone but the fish. oh, fun fact! they can self-amputate up to 3/4th of their body. lizard style.

Historically, Oarfish have been described as sea serpents, and are probably responsible for a fair portion of myths. In Japanese folklore, their appearance portends earthquakes. Though rarely seen, Oarfish live in every ocean. All around the world. Everywhere. No matter what coastline you’re on, they’re always there. Just a few thousand feet below water. Waiting.