Straight Man Offical

I’m totally straight. Don’t know why you’d assume any different hahaha

[straight-man-offical]

Straight man intro~

Hello I am straight man. This is me. I am straight. This is the straight intro post

Likes:

Being straight

Gay people

Men (platonically)

Women (romantically)

People

Manly things

Thigh highs

Dislikes:

Not being straight

People saying I am not straight

Homophobes (booooooo)

Men (romantically)

Uhhh

People

Age: straight

Gender: straight

Pronouns: straight/man (he/him)

Height: straight

Straight: straight

Sexuality: straight

Gay people: not straight

FYI: I have no ill will to LGBTQ+ I am just straight

[straight-man-offical]

so……….

fuck you

[straight-man-offical]

damn

[straight-man-offical]

Me: I want to be a voice actor.

Friends: you would be a good voice actor.

Me: I would be the absolute fucking worst voice actor ever.

[czechia-offical]

They think I’m cool but jokes on them, I write bay mcyt fanfiction.

[czechia-offical]

Does this seem like something I want to tag, Tumblr?

[laciffo-satan]

Guys

[liminal-writers-offical]

guys

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

guys

[plague-doctor--offical]

guys

[aussielesbian-official]

guys

[offical-natas]

guys

[snail-offical]

guys

[grisha-offical]

guys

[czechia-offical]

guys

[straight-man-offical]

guys

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Straight man has gone on a lot of soul searching. He has gone on a journey to learn of his true self. And… he finally figured it out. He’s still straight. And a man. Wow.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Not for long

*transes your gender*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *becomes Straight-Woman-Offical*

[evilpineapple-offical]

SO YOU DO LIKE MEN

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WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

[straight-man-offical]

Straight man has gone on a lot of soul searching. He has gone on a journey to learn of his true self. And… he finally figured it out. He’s still straight. And a man. Wow.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Not for long

*transes your gender*

[straight-man-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *becomes Straight-Woman-Offical*

[straight-man-offical]

Straight man has gone on a lot of soul searching. He has gone on a journey to learn of his true self. And… he finally figured it out. He’s still straight. And a man. Wow.

[sunniva-or-something]

hey, I was wondering who would be okay with their posts being in a "Best of the Officalverse" video?

I'll def reach out to individuals, I don't want to be a content thief/freebooter and will link to posts used! Thankss

[straight-man-offical]

If I have any of use, I’d be thankful to have them apart. This goes for my other officals, as well.

@storage-offical

@white-boy-offical

[childrens-entertainer-offical]

Hi friends! I have sadddd news… :(

my contract was terminated! Oh no! This means I’ll be gone for a little bit until I sign my life away again, but in the meantime, you’ll be in the safe hands of Terjert!

He’s very excited to get to know you all one on one! Aren’t you Terjert?

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I think I saw Terjert in Boots trying to buy illegal drugs off of the pharmacy desk….

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Art Teacher found mine and my friend’s OCs it’s all so over oh my god

SHE TOLD ME TO INCORPORATE THEM IN TO MY FINAL EXAM

[straight-man-offical]

@evil-lesbian-offical YOU

[evil-lesbian-offical]

Itzy and Arthur in the grand '26😔

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It wasn’t just them. It was EVERYONE. Stephen, Evil Itzy, the only ones not there were Jimny and Shitten

[evil-lesbian-offical]

NOOOOO Jimney and Shitten my babies😨😭 you should include THEM in your final piece bc that totally won't be more work for you :P

[straight-man-offical]

I am NOT letting the examiners see the little guy-verse

[straight-man-offical]

Art Teacher found mine and my friend’s OCs it’s all so over oh my god

SHE TOLD ME TO INCORPORATE THEM IN TO MY FINAL EXAM

[straight-man-offical]

@evil-lesbian-offical YOU

[evil-lesbian-offical]

Itzy and Arthur in the grand '26😔

[straight-man-offical]

It wasn’t just them. It was EVERYONE. Stephen, Evil Itzy, the only ones not there were Jimny and Shitten

[straight-man-offical]

Art Teacher found mine and my friend’s OCs it’s all so over oh my god

SHE TOLD ME TO INCORPORATE THEM IN TO MY FINAL EXAM

[straight-man-offical]

@evil-lesbian-offical YOU

[straight-man-offical]

Art Teacher found mine and my friend’s OCs it’s all so over oh my god

SHE TOLD ME TO INCORPORATE THEM IN TO MY FINAL EXAM

[homosexuality-offical]

2763 notes and I’ll choose a fucking gender.

that sounds nice good luck honey *turns newspaper page*

[straight-man-offical]

how many notes

[amnesia-offical]

I remember.

[straight-man-offical]

hey you can’t do that