second star to the right

meredith/28/baltimore i love: the lord, social work, education, world travel, coffee, bad habits, cheese, singing, horror movies, reading, beards, the beach, hockey, batman, harry potter, star wars, pizza. i don't care for criticism. i cant spell. i'm not the smartest person but i'm not intellectually threatened by you. think what you will. i try to put others before myself but i'm not the best. i don't believe in perfection. i embrace my faults. i love proving people wrong. i have no regrets. i accept people for who they are. i want to be young forever, but i want someone to grow old with. my train of thought often becomes derailed. i'm constantly inconsistent.

[mairarisk-stuff]

[cabybapa]

hey.. dont cry .. 1 million mg prozac , ok ?

[aichu-dechu]

[s-n-arly]

Apparently my favorite picture books as a child were written by queer authors.  This brings me joy.

[pimp-fried-rice]

This blog is only for fuckups, burnouts, losers, criminals and the mentally ill btw

[emilyblunts]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

[funovels]

People Are Getting Matching Pedicures With Their Dogs

OMFG I SHOULD DO THIS TOO

[thebootydiaries]

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Same energy

[clayinla]

I’m glad he clarified tbh

[studylikeknope]

[horsegirlkj]

MILF

Money I’d Like to Find

[babyanimalgifs]

Son I can see you

[pissvortex]

Outfit

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

what’s the top???

[gaywig]

this is more a tits out kind of look

[theyellowbrickroad]

[scenicroutes]

#big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it

[ambivalent-peaks-deactivated202]

This explains so much about my life

[submissivefeminist]

I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…

[nekoise]

Why WOULDN’T you reblog Big Comfy Couch on your blog?

[00oo00oo0o0oo00ooo0-deactivated]

That was perfect * claps*

[greelin]

something u ordered online finally arriving

[stardustfaeries-deactivated2014]

Notes to Thirteen Year Old Girls

When your best friend tells you all she had for breakfast Was a packet of Splenda and a Diet Coke, And she tells you that she’ll stop after she loses five more pounds, Do not believe her. Tell her mother. It does not matter how angry your friend gets. The pain of that will always be preferable to the pain Of seeing your best friend in four years Weighing as much as she does now Half-dead in the hospital.

When your father sneaks into your bed in the dead of the night, And he tells you that this is how fathers love their daughters, Do not believe him. Tell your English teacher. She will have read millions of stories of girls like you. There is a one in six chance that she will be a girl like you. There is a five in six chance that she will know what to say to you. There is a six in six chance that she will help you.

When your veins whisper to you in the moonlight And say that there are so many nightmares inside you That could be free If you would just open your arms, Do not believe them. Tell your school’s guidance counselor, No matter how scared you are Because whispers are liars, And opening your arms will only open the passage For more nightmares to climb in.

And when the therapists say that you are better, Totally better, And you don’t need to worry about the sadness again, Do not believe them. Always be cautious, because sadness has a way Of sneaking up on you When you’re not looking. Be careful. Be careful.

[prettyyiinpunkk]

Woah

[princessstrinity-deactivated201]

this fucking made me cry fuck

[superthinisin]

Note to everyone. Not just 13 year olds. 

[hufflepuffyellie-deactivated201]

Okay I’m 13 and I really really needed this, but this goes to absolutely anyone.

[stonerparty]

cabin7originals

[tylerposey]

[northgang]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

the white guy is killin me

[dekutree]

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

[buddyfriendpal]

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”