I Bite

A stray dog owes nothing to the person that abandoned it

[strange-wild-dog]

I'm exhausted from all this bullshit around me and ngl, I would fucking kill for literally any alcohol rn which, btw, terrible idea but by god do I want it.

[assignedmale]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[depsidase]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[fibromyalgicaf]

New community for people with POTS and hEDS (and hypermobility spectrum disorder) just dropped:

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Connect with other people who have hEDS and/or POTS, share tips and resources, and ask questions.

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[depsidase]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[depsidase]

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[mothinawheelchair]

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