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@strangeattract
strangeattract, an indie and selective oc roleplay blog. 21+. attracted by ramone.
a study in: the swiftness of change, small actions having greater consequences than expected, chaos at its finest, quiet calculations, always being two steps ahead, and the slow, sinking feeling that something is inevitable.
rules &. biography &. prompts & headcanons & open starters &. verses
GOOD MORROW MY STRANGE ATTRACTIONS,
I, for the time being, am deciding to move Chaz over to my multimuse ( @bucketkicked ) to try and make things easier for me. I will move over threads at my leisure and plan to keep all relationships/dynamics.
I will be keeping the blog up as an archive and in case I move back in the future.
Catch me on my multi??? <333
GOOD MORROW MY STRANGE ATTRACTIONS,
I, for the time being, am deciding to move Chaz over to my multimuse ( @bucketkicked ) to try and make things easier for me. I will move over threads at my leisure and plan to keep all relationships/dynamics.
I will be keeping the blog up as an archive and in case I move back in the future.
Catch me on my multi??? <333
GOOD MORROW MY STRANGE ATTRACTIONS,
I, for the time being, am deciding to move Chaz over to my multimuse ( @bucketkicked ) to try and make things easier for me. I will move over threads at my leisure and plan to keep all relationships/dynamics.
I will be keeping the blog up as an archive and in case I move back in the future.
Catch me on my multi??? <333
@nuks liked for a mistletoe kiss ! (Bonus smooch for Rosemary)
“Hey pretty lady,” comes Chaz’s jovial greeting, a grin plastered on her face as she holds her hands behind her back. Shes cleary plotting something.
“Glad you could make it, Rosie,” she coos, “I would’ve been terribly lonely if you couldn’t come…but oh, what’s this?” A hand comes out front, dangling a sprig of mistletoe in front of their faces. She can’t help but giggle, thinking she was so clever for coming up with her flirtatious line. “You know what this means, right? I’ll let you in, of course, but I’d be real merry if you spared me a kiss, too.”
@nuks liked for a mistletoe kiss starter !
“Sally, look!”
A wide smile, an excited point, Chaz’s other hand snaking around her waist. “You know the tradition, right? Because I’d like to, uh, carry it on with you. If you’d like.” She watches for Sally’s reaction, heart full and beating excitedly. “Either way, I’m happy to spend this time with you.”
too lazy 2 reblog mistletoe meme, like for a smooch
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Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) (1969) Sentences
(Sentences from Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) (1969). Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Who'd want to kill you?"
"I don't suppose the police have ever been known to apologise?"
"Typical. You're always thinking about yourself."
"I never call a man a liar with the taste of his liquor still on my lips, but you are a liar."
"Do ghosts always tell the truth? Are they trustworthy?"
"You suspect a ghost of telling you lies?"
"I'd hate to be killed without knowing why!"
"The information in here is worth more than your national debt."
"When you're boss of an organisation like mine, every day belongs to a couple of hundred other people."
"Have you any idea what it's like to be haunted?"
"Murder's not what it used to be."
"I understand you have a reputation for obtaining information, no matter how difficult?"
"Who ever heard of a ghost dying?"
"I'm not a man to bear a grudge, but if I were, I could make life impossible for you."
"Ghosts don't have nervous breakdowns!"
"I told you that place was haunted, but you wouldn't believe me, would you?"
"No one expects a ghost to punch them on the jaw!"
"Are there any more like her in your family?"
"Your left eye looks like it's had two bottles of scotch on its own!"
"You promised me when we got married that you'd never come between me and my work."
"Nobody disappears without leaving some kind of clue."
"Do you like birds?"
"Are you a bird fancier too?"
"You think I'm being taken for a fool, don't you?"
"I think it's time we sorted out our problem one way or another, don't you?"
"We have a perfect situation for doing business, except for one thing - you don't trust me."
"In spite of your honest face, I'm beginning to like you."
"I never knew a stamp could be worth £10,000!"
"You worry too much. Navigating a journey like this is a simple matter of reading a compass."
"No wonder you're a detective. You've got a nasty, suspicious mind."
"Keep doing things like that and I may start getting ideas about you!"
"You're wearing my suit!"
"I need to borrow a car tonight. Can I take yours?"
"Let me make it clear to you that you are in no position to dictate terms."
"You've devoted to melodrama."
"Don't you have a car of your own?"
"You're causing everybody quite a bit of trouble. If you want a word of warning: don't keep it up."
"You're my last chance to avoid going to jail!"
"Aren't you going to tie me up?"
"Shout as much as you like. No one could possibly hear."
"I can't prove it, but I will!"
"I watch over you like a guardian angel."
@strangeattract [comic verse] ; glad you could make it.
i thought you were dead prompts
Gratitude wasn't a typical emotion that he encountered in the innumerable interactions he’d had. Anger or surprise tended to be more common, and more easily managed to boot. It's a style of reception that had barely changed from when his predecessor wore a similar mask, and carried the same mantle, as timeless as it was tricky to combat. To Miguel, it hardly mattered, for feelings exerted no influence over his actions. To most, he was a stoic stature, fixed on his latest task.
"Give it time. You might change your mind soon." Providing a timeframe, albeit a vague one was risky, if only for a single reason; he had no way of knowing how long he'd need to stick around here, or if his method of exit remained to be a viable option. For his trust was difficult to earn, and harder yet to maintain, especially by strangers that acted overly friendly for his liking. -
"Have we met before?"
"Maybe, maybe not."
A cockeyed grin reveals teeth, a friendly wave follows suit. Chaz certainly isn't taking things too seriously, as she always found it funny that they never remembered. She sighs, shaking her head. "Tell me, have you ever, uh, wanted to do something over? A little rewind or reverse?" Hands are held behind her back as she paces. "Well, I must admit something to you... I've given you that opportunity just now. Please don't make me, um, regret it." She stops, planting her feet as she stares Miguel down. She's watching, waiting for a reaction.
"I'm sure you're a good person and all, just doing what you think is your job, your calling. But isn't there a time when right becomes wrong?"
did u know… I love my wife?
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god id wish youd shut the fuck up
wish denied
ELF (2003): STARTERS
a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2003 film, Elf. change & alter as needed.
"Maybe, by next Christmas, you'll have a home."
"Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
"I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water."
"I think there's something I probably should tell you. You probably should have found out a long time ago."
"You're 6'3, and you've had a beard since you were fifteen."
"All I'm saying is, this might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are."
"So, I hear you're going on a little journey to the big city."
"Listen, some people... they just lose sight of what's important in life. That doesn't mean they can't find their way again."
"You look like you came from the North Pole."
"I'm just trying to get through the holidays."
"Please stop talking to me."
"If you can sing alone, you can sing in front of other people. There's no difference."
"I didn't know you were naked!"
"By the way... I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world."
"You sit on a throne of lies!"
"I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating..."
"Why is there a skeleton over there?"
"What do you want for Christmas?"
"It's a little complicated, but it's nothing that we can't handle."
"First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can."
"You want to make me happy, don't you?"
"Things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order."
"I really wanted to see you. And I think you're beautiful. And I feel really warm when I'm around you."
"Oh? Fun? So felonies are fun now? See, I thought felonies were felonies."
"How are we gonna get the star on top?"
"It smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."
"It ain't gonna be easy, but I think it's worth a shot."
"Well, don't be too late, [name]! It's Christmas Eve!"
"I'm sorry I ruined your lives. And crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."
"I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere."
"I know you may be a little, um... chemically imbalanced. But you've been right about a lot of things."
"I don't want you to leave."
"Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing."
"I'm getting too old for this job."
❝ heh, sounds like you need to loosen up a bit, doc. ever tried drinking a tall glass of vaifala? it'll do wonders for your little paranoia problem. ❞
"loosen up? people usually tell me to do the opposite of that." what a head-scratcher this guy was! "and, uh, i partake in a drink or two on occasion. but hey! look here, bud, i don't, um, have paranoia in a way that's, uh, abnormal. in fact, i think it is good to have a, um, gut feeling every now and then!" there goes her usual dr. einstein lecturing, excitable pointing in the air and everything.
"asking about someone's weaknesses needs to be left for job interviews. otherwise, it, uh, just sounds suspicious. surely you can see where i'm coming from?"
