So anyway this one time when I was like twelve my whole class was getting a vaccine or something from the school because of free healthcare and whatnot but I had already gotten mine so I got sent back up to class and then a couple minutes later this other guy in my class came up because his parent hadn’t approved him getting it so it was just us two in class.
So, we were standing near the door I was standing with my back to the door, facing him and he was standing in front of me facing me and the door. By the way important to note there were no teachers with us it was just us two.
Anyway, eventually we started talking and during our conversation he made a joke something to do with the vaccine, I think but I can’t be sure because I can’t remember FOR THE LIFE OF ME what that joke was, and trust that I have wracked every corner of my mind. But that’s not the point, at the time this joke was just so funny to me, like SO funny that I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe and collapsed to my knees laughing. And eventually because how hard I was laughing I began to choke but I was still laughing. I guess this guy got worried that I was about to die right then and there so he started slapping me on the back, with FORCE. That is the exact moment that a teacher decided to emerge from absolutely nowhere and check on us, because we were to children unattended in a classroom.
Let me explain to you the position we were in. I was on on my knees hyperventilating ( like I had been choked) and he was standing looking over be hitting me on the back with force. Just the two of us. Alone. If you still haven’t grasped what it looked like, it seemed like he was trying to kill me.

















