This blog is a mess.

I'm Emily, 23, bi, 🇬🇧

[owlservice]

[girlbloke]

[afeelgoodblog]

“May I?” “You may.”

[callemreine]

I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition

[oriolida]

[fuck-usag]

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS

[striders]

ㅤ

[valdevia]

The person who ran next to your car when you were a child.

[valdevia]

Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

[vergak]

[dualumina]

DON'T HIDE THE BEST PART OF THE POST

[3000s]

theyre talking about us again

[anactualmoon]

[appraisedtiktoks]

[labelleizzy]

In which I am both of them

[digital-phonetics]

[saint-batrick]

i absolutely set people up to infodump at me, it’s one of my absolute favourite ways to learn things! you mean i get to LEARN NEW STUFF from a FRIEND who is INCANDESCENT OVER SHARING? sign me up FOREVER.

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[whitepeopletwitter]

Plot twist

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[1oldbear]

Relentless!

[tigerheartstales]

Whenever this appears on my feed, it has to be reblogged. This is the law.

[mettachildofomnicron7]

Unrelated but the forest in the back looks simply gorgeous

[whitepeopletwitter]

Poor little otter

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[thatsthat24]

I keep... watching this. I can’t stop laughing. Also, Terrence’s reaction:

[greenishness]

cows... the gentlest and most curious of gods

[greenishness]

ok wig this was supposed to say gods creatures

[beardedmrbean]

X

[thatjayjustice]

They were all such amazing actresses that the scene didn’t feel scripted at all. <3 

[indigobluerose]

That's honestly even more impressive.

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[cailarp]

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings

[maxum-the-mage]

They had a point though, reckless use of words never works out.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

shut the fuck up. i hate you and i hate this dumbass comment

[l-ouroboros]

Bestiary and wildlife.