hey ghouls

she/her. phantom of the opera stan account until further notice.

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

Am I the only one who really wants Holt and Kevin to have a daughter? 

And by that I don’t mean I want him and Kevin to adopt. 

I mean I want it to be an average day at the precinct when Holt walks out of his office with a young woman. They shake hands, bid goodbye and Jake walks over to ask who she is. 

“Who’s that? Someone from city hall?”

And Holt just casually replies. “No that’s my daughter.” 

And everyone in the bullpen just stops, stunned. Because he’s never mentioned it before, ever, even in passing. 

“You have a daughter?” 

“Yes, her name is Claire, she is 24 years of age and studying at Jon Hopkins.” 

Everyone turns to look at Amy who’s frantically flipping through six, thick binders, freaking out because she has not even a footnote on Claire’s existence!

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Charles: Amy, how do you not know this?  Doesn’t the captain have photos of his daughter?

Jake: Yeah, I thought you investigated everyone that’s breathed the same air as the captain in an effort to bond with him. 

Amy: I thought she was his notary! 

*cut away*

Holt: Here is your certificate confirming you completed volume one of my mentorship program. 

Amy: Thank you Captain!  So official, it’s even notarized!

Holt: Yes.  Here is a photograph of the notary, Claire. 

Amy: Oh, I saw her in a photo with you and Kevin, I was wondering what your relationship was.  Did she notarize your marriage certificate?

Holt: *looks at watch* Given that it is 30 seconds after official work hours I will permit this single personal question.  Yes she did. 

*cut back*

Jake: You didn’t think it was weird he had a photo of his notary on his phone?  Wait, no.  That’s the sort of thing I wouldn’t have questioned either. 

[livedinthecastle]

law student sam making crossroads demons sign thoroughly written contracts in order to seal a deal

[livedinthecastle]

alternate version of 4x18 where lilith offers sam the deal but instead of following her to bed and trying to stab her he traps her in an excruciating bureaucratic debate over the deal’s hundreds of contract clauses

[livedinthecastle]

sorry i’m reblogging myself again but i can’t get over sam completely KILLING the sexual undertones of demon deals, lilith is sitting on the motel bed like it takes more than a kiss to seal a deal with me and sam is like yeah, me too…so if we can go over page 21 paragraph C i would just like to confirm a couple of terms she’s like don’t worry the woman i’m posessing wants this too, really bad and sam is just okay so is she going to act as a third party witness?

[white-throated-packrat]

if things had just held together long enough for Sam to finish his law degree – can you imagine the demons getting lawyered by Sam instead of tricking the brothers into all those terrible deals?

[dadvans]

elle woods could have survived supernatural but sam winchester couldn’t have survived legally blonde

[strangertones]

actually what the FUCK was hozier thinking when he wrote "no grave can hold my body down / i'll crawl home to her" why did he think i could handle whatever this feeling is. i can't give it a name or describe how it settles in my chest but boy!!!!!! love is fucking REAL and it's beautiful!!!!!

[leztit]

i think in dolce we should have gotten something similar to the “i think i’ll eat your heart” scene instead of the brain sawing. lay will down on the table like he’s a feast, lean over him, spread his shirt, say the lines from red dragon, cut too shallow over where his heart is with a scalpel, and postpone it as much as hannibal can just like the brain sawing. hannibal might even call will courageous for trying to kill him just before. we could see blood dripping down his chest and onto the table and focus the score on the beating of his heart. when he is hung upside down in the verger truck, the blood can drip down his chest and onto his face. and when he looks in the mirror shirtless in s3b we will see the very intimate scar right where his heart is as everything else shatters around him. 10,000 points for homoeroticism and tragedy!

in the original source, the brain eating was done to a misogynistic piece of shit in defence of hannibal’s love. it doesn’t make sense for will at all, aside from the vague idea that hannibal likes how will’s brain works (he probably likes every part of will, really). they probably just wanted to do their own version of the iconic scene, but it could have been done with anyone.

the heart dialogue doesn’t fit well into the actual gutting scene like it’s originally from, but it fits perfectly when hannibal actually “wants” to kill him. mads once said this:

“I think that there’s different ways, and different reasons for eating people. Eating the rude is one thing. Eating your loved ones is a different thing. But it’s all about consuming people and take their power, take their love and so it becomes part of you as well.”

hannibal could only eat what was left of mischa, the part of her that he prayed to see. with will, while he’s still doing his best to stay distant and impersonal, he still knows that he needs to eat will because he loves him. i don’t think he would take any half measures in consuming the person he currently loves most in the world, maybe the only person he has ever been in love with because of the lack of mention of lady murasaki in the show. it’s most appropriate to eat his heart, especially after showing will his own through the murder tableau. 

all the more cultured hannibal blogs could probably find some heart-eating parallels in classical lit and greek myth am i right or am i right c’mon bryan why did you deprive us of this

[girlgerard]

there is no way hannibal meant to survive if he really went through with eating will’s brain in season 3. not only is it confirmed that he deliberately went slowly so he’d get caught, but also, eating a human brain kills you. eating another person’s brain causes a neurodegenerative disease called kuru which basically makes you lose control of your body and your mind and then kills you within a few years. there is no way hannibal, as a whole doctor and a whole cannibal, wouldn’t know this.

[mycannibalromance]

i don’t think hannibal intended to survive after eating will at all - he was miserable in florence, with everything he had ever held dear at his feet, simply because they were apart. the ‘before you and after you’ line is incredibly poignant in that context. he didn’t want to eat him so much as he felt he had to to forgive him, to move past his betrayal, and to process the emotions will provoked that were out of his control.

the idea that he specifically chose to eat will’s brain rather than his heart because he knew the very act would kill him is so compelling. i love the idea because of course, he’s a medical professional and a cannibal, he has to be intimately aware of the dangers of eating human brain and in doing so is making a statement: ‘i cannot live without you; my love for you will kill me’.

BUT i would like to take a moment to bitch about this screencap from Sorbet:

because when i first watched it i literally said “king you’re gonna get a prion disease!!” out loud.

[autisticandroids]

i liked when cas was a mean bitch to sam way back in season five. they dropped that baaaasically for exclusively no homo reasons, pretty much entirely so that cas could say “the winchesters” whenever he meant “dean” in 6x20 so it would seem less gay. i think cas should have stayed a mean bitch to sam until crazy!cas, at which point they slowly develop into a friendship which is like. predicated on cas feeling guilty about breaking sam’s wall in 6x22, so he suddenly tries to be nice, and sam, who always liked cas, is like hey! cas finally likes me! and then cas is like wait sam isn’t so bad and they get on like a house on fire when they hang out, even though eighty percent of their conversations are just about the trials and tribulations of being one of dean winchester’s nearest and dearest. also that one post about sam doing a shot of angel blood to see what would happen is one of the posts from the 2020 spnnaissance that lives in my head rent free. like eighty percent of their one on one conversations are about dean and the other twenty percent are insane shit like that. i think sam would get on best with cas when he’s being a weird little freak. i think that would relax sam

[autisticandroids]

#the winchesters never learned that cas hide the angel tablet inside his own stomach but dean would be horrified and sam would just go#huh…neat!#spn#sam winchester#castiel

[mishasminions]

FROM JENSEN’S MEET AND GREET

THIS WAS A WILD RIDE BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAN

[quillquiver]

[boyworstie]

[deancasology]

~ happy valentine’s day ~

↳ here'a reminder that jensen made misha a card that said “happy valentine’s day, love yourself first” 💗 also lets never forget the iconic jensen line "that's an awful thing to say infront of my valentine"

BONUS

the camera really made jensen go...

[kristenbouchard]

the layers of meta that come from supernatural ending with them killing the author specifically through castiel never doing what he’s told and defying god’s will while misha collins has been banging on the bars of his cw cell playing cas as a fruity little angel for the past decade

[gralto]

For a-bit-of-space and everyone who hasn’t seen the video for this (x)

[gralto]

“Be more like Colbert” …

[dogstare]

‘hannibal’ was a gothic romance

[kuutamosonaatti]

HANNIBAL + The Addams Family

[anthoniejcrowley]

Ryan & Shane reunited in person after months of quarantine, get drunk and read ghost stories

bonus:

[hipsterhatake]

[alestarrr]

Also, watch as Kakashi has zero reaction when Konoha’s taijutsu master puts him in a headlock from behind.  Then grabs his inner thigh and touches his hair.

[avalonesta]

HIS GROWTH… NEVER FORGET THAT HE ALMOST KILLED GAI WHEN THEY WERE TEENS AND KAKASHI WAS IN ANBU BECAUSE OF HOW HEAVILY CONDITIONED HE WAS TO RECOGNIZE EVERYONE AS A POTENTIAL ENEMY… YEARS LATER AND NOW HE DOESNT EVEN BUDGE…. THANK U GOD FOR LETTIGN KAKASHI HEAL

[shittilydrawing]

minato…minato….minato……..