The flame keeper

Who is your sexy microwave? Monster's lover, Demon's follower and Naughty and cute ENFP. Warlock, berserker and dancer for life. Here's your best and most perv pal Monii ;3

[thecollectibles]

Monsters of the month by Justin Gerard

[nightmarepublicaccess]

“I’ll let my body confess the names that I can’t express. Yes, it’s time for the dream ballet!” | Unraveled Live

[id: Seven gifs of Brian David Gilbert & Pat Gill. Brian is a thin, pale man with long floppy brown hair and circular glasses. He is wearing a floral dress shirt and bright blue dress pants. Pat is a thin, pale man with chin-length dark brown hair. He is wearing a jean jacket, white shirt, and black pants. In all seven gifs, Brian and Pat do a synchronized dance together onstage during Unraveled Live. In the fifth gif, Brian ducks down and Pat grabs him around the middle, picking him up and spinning him in a circle. After he sets Brian back down, he somersaults away]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[thyme-sweetened-honey]

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

[vault11overseer]

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy

[winterswake]

Rhys in Tales From The Borderlands // Borderlands 3 

[winterswake]

Sirens are women with mystical, unknown backgrounds and incredible powers, and are distinguishable by the tattoos running down one half of their body.

[lebsianwither]

hbjkgasjghaskjhgWHKGJ WHAT???????????????????????????????

[the-minecraft-funnies]

get in loser, we’re teleporting 6 feet to our left

[slime-squishes]

enderman car wins piston cup

[transdrowned]

[daxdraggon]

You joke, but these cars were really fucking well done. My dad and I found them and bought one of each of them. The enderman car has a fucking ender pearl underneath it, and a grass block in the trunk.

The spider truck unfolds and you can park the skeleton car in it.

The creeper one has TNT in the engine.

The zombie one is just cool and I wanted to share it.

I know these are a hilarious cashgrab, but thought was put into their designs, and it honestly makes me super happy. Byron Benedict did a great job on these designs and I haven’t felt this excited to buy hot wheels since I was 8.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Spider-Noir + (ง'̀-‘́)ง

[sixpenceee]

8.5" sculpture of a Victorian ghost emerging from an antique mirror cast in resin. Link

[arrdeearr]

[blairellisorwhatever-blog]

this never gets old

[therothwoman]

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

[smitethestate]

Gold.

Bolding mine.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Watch the real thing. Its perfectly creepy

[margbarcis]

this is also the guy who made “night in the woods” btw

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

[kvothbloodless]

Idk if any of you guys have seen this but its amazing!

@frei-rancken @wymanthewalrus @halfthealphabet @queen-raisa @druggeddraccus @kvothe-kingkiller @kvotheunkvothe

[kvothe-kingkiller]

yoooo wtf this is amazing

[msmarvel]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[themarvelssource]

Talented. Refined. Iconic.

[doncamathicc]

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

[whitmoreindustries]

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

[yesperono]

A female Presenting nipples

[fioreromana]

I laughed way harder than I should have.

[frodo-sam]

[lady-arryn]

If I could maneuver a skiff like that when I was your age, they’d be bowing in the streets when I walked by today.

(requested by @hummingbirdsaltimolockia)