Sweetheart Are You Playing Too Strict Again?

I’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday.

[gumi-megpoidd]

they should invent a tummy that doesnt hurt

[gumi-megpoidd]

girl its a sentence. its 8 words.

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[captain-price-returns]

All time great.

[trans-lykanthropie]

If I lived in the fun science dimension I'd have injected myself with so many different glowing coloured transformational serums by now it's not even funny

'Stop, you're throwing your humanity away!' yeah that's kind of the whole point

[trans-lykanthropie]

'Did the loss of funding drive her to test her serum on herself?!' no this was always the goal I just omitted to mention it in the prospectus

[dogpuppy]

[4outof20]

genuine question

[dogpuppy]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[cedricredwood]

get real

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Bush Post

[bacontoktok]

[cellarspider]

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

[dogcunt]

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

[dogpuppy]

[violetspatellaa]

wait for me ~

waiting for the proshot to come to the UK it hurts

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cherrishnoodles]

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you amazon i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man