Blood? Hope this is not Chris' blood....

♠ 25 ♠ She/they ♠ Certified horror lesbian and puppet enthusiast Icon by AtomicPitou on twitter

[hellsite-yano]

>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

[orpheuspilled]

MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.

[orpheuspilled]

CAUSE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE.

[correctopinionhaver]

[txttletale]

its a common misconception that mr beast is smiling in his thumbnails. hes actually doing chimpanzee aggression face

[doctorsiren]

the mirror neurons really do their job

[gatoiberico]

he has the ultimate power

✨ print ✨

[boyteal]

was having a minor crisis but this appeared in my head and it was so stupid it just snapped me right out of it

[halfmachinegirl]

[nadiea]

[kaijuno]

As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

[jnavarra-deactivated20250715]

Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says Carrying Hay Killed His Truck’s Air Suspension, Now His Cybertruck is Slowly Sinking into the Ground | Torque News

A fault in the Cybertruck’s bed design allows debris to easily get trapped in the under-bed compartment. If moving hay, it blocks the air compressor intake, causing it to overheat. This affects the air suspension, which causes the truck to sink lopsided.

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[caats]

[punkitt-is-here]

the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

[punkitt-is-here]

[poisonousdatura]

ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet

[ryan-sometimes]

Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her

[ryan-sometimes]

I could never see a famous woman be mean to a paparazzi and think she’s in the wrong. I was on Chappell’s side even when I thought she yelled at the paparazzi without any reason. People want a pop diva until she acts like a pop diva

[ryan-sometimes]

People criticize famous women being dicks to paparazzi as if they don’t remember Princess Diana, Britney Spears, or Amy Winehouse. Paparazzi see famous women as objects that they can chew up and spit back out. As far as I’m concerned, Chappell can yell at them all she wants.

[igothurtdoingsafetydance]

[tentakrule]

[isabelopaque]

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks