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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

foxnonny

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

anarchopuppy

Hey how come any asshole will tell you that pirating music is OK since almost all of the money goes to executives rather than the people who actually produced any of the value yet fail to recognize that that’s true of virtually everything under late-stage capitalism

Pirate music, and steal everything else too

siena-sol

Steal in a chaotic good way tho not for materialism

anarchopuppy

Private property is illegitimate, everything the ruling class has it has stolen from us, the value creators. The items on store shelves rightfully belong to you, so if you’re confident in your ability to not get caught, steal as much as you can carry

And by all means, prioritize necessities and distributing to your neighbors - but if you want nice things, you can steal them. There’s nothing wrong with that

themightylizardking

Just be careful about where and how often because people can and will lose their jobs if you overdo it

anarchopuppy

The line about employees suffering the consequences of shoplifting is definitely overblown, possibly fabricated, and either way is an utterly evil attempt to get us to turn on each other by exploiting our empathy and holding our fellow workers hostage

If you’re confident in your ability to not get caught, steal as much as you can carry

normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke

My sibling works at Walmart. She said something the other day about shoplifting and I said “so basically I could walk into Walmart and steal whatever I want” and she was like “yeah, we don’t really care about shoplifting, we aren’t paid enough to report it so as long as you’re reasonably careful probably no one would stop you”.

catgirlanarchist

i used to work at walmart as well. most workers are literally not allowed to apprehend you or even accuse you of shoplifting. the most they’re allowed to do is be “aggressively hospitable” where they get in your face and try to help you in an attempt to scare you out of lifting.

not to mention that it’s literally illegal to punish workers for something they didn’t do. companies treat theft the same as things being broken or lost, and factor shrinkage into their budget. you’re not hurting the workers by stealing.

if you’re confident in your ability to not get caught, steal as much as you can carry

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randomslasher

Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

Schrodinger's Astley

xecat

laughconfetti

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mxfitmatrix

This is, of course, circumvented by the Astley heist, in which he develops an elaborate series of puzzels she must solve and so would allow her to "steal" a copy of the movie Up from Rick's possetion, while also understanding that he does not wish to run around and hurt her. In this way, he can gift his wife Up, without violating the terms laid about in the witch's curse that binds him for eternity.

yo-its-matt

bananonbinary

i just want to congratulate the person up there mimicking a porn bot, because they are the first and only person to make me unquestioningly and instantly click on obvious spam since i (thankfully, correctly) assumed it would be a rickroll. so what im saying is wow if the bots ever get wind of this strategy i will have so much malware so fast, all my years of developing safe habits on the internet were laid to waste for a meme.

pervocracy

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

sunmied

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

bundibird

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

llamabeansforllamas

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

midnight-spectrum-again

Yes

highestnut

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

kyoru-shirbert

chaotic dumbass

thatdisasterauthor

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

depressionarmy

Pretty much

cantina-band

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

sigilmint

i couldn’t fucking resist

cannibal-rainbow

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

cannibal-rainbow

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

vladtheunfollower

micahhangelo-deactivated2020112

Uh idk who is cuter

werethless-deactivated20190103

Bruh.

baker-p-i

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

melaninmedicine

both of them are toooooooo fucking cute

i-hate-chick-fil-a

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

exploding-plastic-inevitable

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

itsanidiom

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!

kuroii98

interstellar-space-cadet

I’m every one in this

closecaptionvevo

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200

It’s back!

j-sillabub

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

wahbegan

I just looked it up on wikipedia and fucking

The twist is that even after the pair is caught, they are not inducted into the military. The Army investigators assigned to watch them are themselves gay and are trying to keep straight people out of the Army.

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bubblegum-pwussay

Photoshop has gotten out of control lol

free-range-tiddies

Having no organs is the new trend, huh?

dicapito2-deactivated20230424

Some man is probably writing a dissertation about how women could look like this too if we weren’t lazy.

gluten-free-pussy

My friend showed me this^^ girls pic and is like “I wish I had her waist...like sis you too can have a concave stomach if you photoshop your entire body.

yassss-black-diaspora

If you look at these pictures, and believe that a real body proportion, i’m sorry but there wasnt any hope for you. You literally need 2 brain cells and to be born in the 90s to be able to call bullshit

piya-re

Bruh this is how Oda draws female characters don’t @ me

terfy-goddess

I feel like girls who photoshop to this extent need to have some delusional distorted view of themselves to even look at that and think it looks good and totally normal. Like ???? how the hell you see t h a t and think nobody is going to notice you photoshopped?

greenwire

this is extremely bad photoshop. you can zoom in on the top photo, right panel, and compare that tv stand base between her left and her right. This is uncanny valley photoshop. It’s like photoshopping your knuckles off your fingers because they’re “wrinkles”

I think the subtle photoshop, the kind that professionals do to women who are already thin and also wearing padding to approximate curves, and then retouched to look even skinnier than that, or the frame-by-frame ‘retouching’ of actors with the goal of obliterating any signs of imperfection (or as was the case in Wonder Woman, adding high heels) is much more sinister. People start thinking that’s a normal way to look, even though nobody they know in person looks like that.