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reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
DUDE I'M LOSING IT GRIAN ALMOST YELLED FUCK OUT LOUD AFTER HE DIED AHAHAHAHAHAHUHAHAHHAHAHHA OMGGGGGG HAHAHAHSRHFJASEHJFHESJFHSDFDSFHDSHAFHSDHFAHFDHAF OMGGGGGG HE CAUGHT HIMSELF AND TURNED IT INTO A LAUGH THIS IS SO FUNNY
Lose so bad it almost got the most PG lifer to swear.
Torn between feeling bad for the Villies (and especially Pearl) and being so proud and happy for Jimmy.
That canary went from being first out 4 seasons in a row to knocking an entire team down by one life! His ego may be massive but it is the least he deserves.
Whatever his fate is next will be so entertaining:
Death via Villies - satisfaction for avenging Pearl
Death via anything else - a very frustrated Grian is very fun to watch
Winning the series - unlikely but will be one of the greatest wins of the entire series
Look!! They're all alive and happy!
the imagery in this one goes too hard i feel insane
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Just when I thought I was free from Alien Stage, I get a premier on the 27th. Happy Pride Month but at what cost?
yknow i say im a huge multishipper but i wouldnt actually consider myself much of a shipper at all. just open to the idea of trying everything once. the term has typically romantic connotations and follows the assumption that i think, and want, these characters to be good for eachother.
I'm, personally, less interested in the prexisting chemistry than i am in the puzzle of figuring out what differing circumstances could potentially cause two characters who have seemingly nothing in common to become eachothers everything.
This could explain my favorism towards rarepairs and more convoluted dynamics, and my aversion to popular, fluffy pairings that have already been explored a thousand times over, there's no work for me to do there.
Not to mention that when a ship becomes too popular it starts cannibalising itself, and lots of good, interesting characterisations are lost in the sea of people bending characters into pre-orchestrated, saccharine dynamics. alot of which are usually downright fetishy in nature, particularly in mlm pairings.
I mean i would say being able to get ooc and self indulgent is downright mandatory for making a good fic, but there's only so many times i have to read a fic about a big, overprotective, manly-man top who does all the work and the shy, small, swoony, softhearted femme-wifey-bottom before it starts to just be lazy.
I actively have to go out of my way to search 'switch' tags if i want true-to-the-character, mutual emotional reciprocation. which i really, really shouldn't have to do as an ace person who actively skips through nsfw.
And it's not that popular wlw pairings aren't guilty of these problems aswell, but those tend to lean more into the 'soft lesbians who can do no wrong' stereotype, which always completely (butch)ers all nuisance that makes the ship worth shipping in the first place.
As well as that's if they're even the focus of the story at all and aren't just shoved to the side by the main mlm couple. mlw pairings can be culpable of both these things, with the added risk that you find out the author made a twitter post with the characters in front of the 'super straight' flag.
Though i also wonder if me being aspec plays any part as again; im not as interested in the romantic aspects as i am in the possible hurdles they may face throughout the potential relationship.
Anyone else feel like this?
My vibe about ships since forever tbh
in response to the Frankly Too Many Asks i ignore about this: pRobLeMaTiC sHiPs are a fake problem and you're silly for caring about them, and i'm objectively right to say this, and this is the end of the conversation forever
hahahahaha i just got my first anonymous death threat over this. y'all are not okay.
Peer reviewed tags
prev tags:
i get what prev is saying but also, in general, consider: there is no appropriate time to send death threats or suicide bait. not for fandom bullshit, not for politics, not if you're literally at war
(if you are literally at war, why would you let the enemy know you're coming? that's bad opsec.)
it is, how can i put this, not normal to feel so much hatred for people you want them to die in normal life situations? (if you are having a lot of life situations where you're so angry you want to kill somebody, your life may not be fully normal.) even if you do, it's creeper shit to anonymously tell them so. Society runs on the civility of not telling people your worst thoughts, even online people you have not met in person.
like. the situation that results in this stuff: you have strong, negative emotions you want to throw at somebody apparently, is why so many(??) tumblr users send these types of messages. You need to learn to do something else with your emotions. You have got to stop treating human beings like toilets for your shit just because it's online and a blog doesn't look like a person to you. If something someone said online has made you so angry that you want to send them death threats, here's what you should consider doing instead:
block them/mute them (for real. people are so precious about blocking like it's a deadly insult or something. whatever. hit that block button, if someone makes you that mad then they're not worth your time!)
step away from the internet for a minute and try to do something physical? deep breaths, stretches, crafting, have a drink or water or a snack and re-evaluate how you feel
ask a friend if you can vent about something that upset you or talk to your therapist about it, if you have one
ask yourself if you have other stressors in your life that are maybe making this seem worse than it is (not always the case, but)
think about whether the platform you're on or the way you're using it is feeding you ragebait for engagement. do you enjoy your browsing and scrolling or do you see things that make you furious a lot? Is there a way to cut down how much you see things that infuriate you?
write something rational and maybe even informational about the topic. if you like what you wrote, post that. unlike a threatening message, this has the potential to counter whatever you disagreed with so vehemently by putting out an alternate viewpoint
and if you're so angry none of that slows you down, please consider: anonymous messages on tumblr aren't really anonymous; if the receiver reports the ask to tumblr support, support knows whose account that is. You could get your account suspended. you could even get law enforcement on your doorstep, because did you know, death threats are illegal? Is sending this vitriol online worth consequences coming back on you offline?
and like. there aren't exceptions. there are no exceptions that make it okay to send anonymous death threats or suicide bait. no matter what godawful thing the person said, there's no situation where it does anything useful, it's not gonna change their mind or anything, all it is is you screaming out your bad feelings, you should do something else with that. We could be talking about the meanest most nasty bigot who thinks people like you should be shot, so arguably they started it. You still don't send them an anonymous death threat. You can point out their bigotry and wrongheadedness, if you can stomach that kind of argument. You can report them for posting abuse if it's actually that bad. You should definitely block them! But you don't send death threats or suicide bait, because no matter who the other person is, YOU'RE still a decent human being, right?
[id/ a tweet by d' vva: "did you know you follow people who ship-," bruh i do not care I have backpain. good for them good for them hope they're having fun /end id.]
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#no thought crimes #and then go read some mythology because humans have been making up fucked up stories forever it's a feature not a bug
#jesus christ #i've said it before and i'll say it again #if you're sending death threats over a SHIP?? #you need to sit down and reconsider your life choices
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which faction of the dream smp are you?
(rb with ur results in the tags)
Fans in adwd arguing about whether to jump ship for 5012 or stay with Casper are BOTH wrong actually. I have two hands and am weak to pretty men.
They're so fucking unhinged I love it
"I wanna study her like a little bug" ME FR FR OH MY GOSHSJNDJSKSO
Btw I just finished devil venerable last night and had SO much fun! This ask is an excuse for you to share what your favorite parts of it are/make a pitch for more people to read it 💜💜💜
so so so so so happy to hear you enjoyed it !!!! 🧡🧡
this is not going to make much sense but as I've said before the main points that truly made this novel so great to me are:
1) the excellent balance it keeps with its different tones, it is very much a comedy. Until it isn't. and there's a sense of care and respect there, to the characters, to the story itself, to the audience—the way Cyan Wings manages each shift, they always makes sense, it never feels jarring.
2) the characters, they're all so good all so distinct, no blurring at the edges, no boring filler to pad the cast. they're unhinged fucking clowns but they all have Something, and they all work with each other so brilliantly. the dynamics Cyan Wings chooses to explore are fun and deep and never on the page just for the hell of it, these people learn from each other—for better or for worse, depending on the point of view lmao
3) i think this is a refreshing take to the "what do you mean my life is a book?" type of story, wenren è is the perfect main character for it. his narration is delightful and his point of view is just so funny, he really does just want to know.
4) there's flipping of tropes and metanarrative and someone gifts wenren è the moon and women women women and a whole demonic sect coming together to grab a baili qingmiao by the shoulders to tell her "girl stand up!!!!" and metanarrative and true curiosity and a skeleton woman and the importance of having a strong support system no matter what shape it takes and oh the metanarrative and the shocking disbelief in being loved back and found family except it's not found so much as forcefully cut out of another story and oh the delicious metanarrative, have i mentioned the metanarrative elements?
i've said once that this book wants you to have fun while reading, wants you to have a good time, but it also very much tells a story and most importantly cares about the story it tells and the characters it needs to tell it.
.....if that makes sense
OH MY GOD
Seductress: okay here’s the plan: you’re going to sexually harass me so the male lead can save me :D
Devil Venerable: …..Subordinate you do it
Subordinate: 🥺
Devil Venerable: you don’t have to follow the script exactly. Just do what feels right
Subordinate: 😃
*throws her out the window instead*
I’m just gonna lay here in my bed of dissociation and possibly grow moss in my lungs and let woodland critters burrow into my corpse to make themselves at home while I wither away into the ether from brainrot.
not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116