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[etrangere]

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

[strawberrymilkguzzler]

I bet communion wafers and frozen cool whip would go hard.

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[fawnstera]

"you're… scared of me, aren't you?"

chapter two of my fic, ode to the marigold

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[strawberrymilkguzzler]

I need to know if a show exists where it's just after war and They take a man to be lobotomized bc he knows to much or whatever and his lover rescues him but it's after he's been lobotomized and he has to take care of the other while yearning for what once was while in a situation where he can’t openly show his love for the other in more ways than one.

[sorensouls]

My lest favorite thing in dp fanfiction is when people forget some of Danny's quirks

These are just the ones I see people egnore or forget the most often these ARE Canon

1. danny hates Christmas and even if he mellows out he will never love it and the idea he'd visit or even willingly be around his parents that time of year is stupid they are the reason he hates the Holliday

2. danny hates toast

3. danny wants to be an astronaut he's a star nerd (but can't become one after the accident for obvious reasons)

4. tucker and val are the only ones within our main cast that have a healthy normal family, Sam's parents are overprotective and hella pushy, and Danny's parents are also overprotective and VERY self absorbed/negligent

5. tucker is a furry

6. Sam's hair is most likely died (both her parents are blonde)

7. Danny has been tortured by both vlad and Val. Canonically, he is a torture victim

8. Danny is canonically attractive, described as "cute" and "handsome." he's an outcast not for his looks but because of his interests, friends, and his parents

9. Sam is new to town and most likely only met the beginning of that year it's also implied that they have known each other since 3rd grade (but she doesn't know things about him like him hateing Christmas so I'm going with she is new)

10. Danny is a people pleaser and an empath with low self-esteem

11. In Outsiders, Pov danny is seen as a delinquent,

12. Danny is a victim of grooming and sexual assault (spectra) he is also a stalking victim (vlad)

13. Danny didn't want to be a hero but stated, "I have the power to help, so it's my responsibility." If someone is screaming for help, I can't turn away"

14. Danny isn't expecting a thank you or people to like him he's doing this because it is the responsible and right thing to do

15. Danny's crush on Palina is short it lasts for a few episodes, and he gets over it quickly it's the hot, popular crush that we all go through as teens

16. He judges actions, not looks sticks up for the Lil guy/ distrusts authority

17. His sister is the most important person in his life

18. The Fentons have a torture dungeon under the basement

19. Danny is responsible for cleaning up his parents' experiments, the lab, and the portal, and has been for years (wtf)

20. Danny likes wordplay/puns, is a prankster, and is willing to steal and manipulate if a situation calls for it or as payback

21. Danny showers after gym only when everyone has left/is shy of his body (scars/trans headcanons go nuts)

22. Danny is constantly being taken advantage of by his ruges and friends and will egnore toxic behavior/crossed lines at times to keep the person happy and avoid conflict, especially if it's friends or family

23. He has a staring habit

24. His ancestors were witch hunters that went under the name nightingale

25. Bloodblosoms (red roses) that are deadly to ghosts and by extention him

26. Danny is incredibly protective of his sister

27. Sam basically murdered danny with a smile on her face in the "what if I'd never met you episode"

28. Danny has an aunt from his Mums side who lives out in the country and owns a farm (can't remember her name)

29. Danny is described as "taking after his mother" and "just like his mother"

30. The ghost zone is also known to as the infinite realms to the beings living there

31. Ghosts are dead people /pretty obvious/ but was forgotten/changed after s1 [because it was too dark] fanon saloution = multiple types of ghosts

32. Danny's eyes glow green when he's very angry

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[entity56]

it is a CRIME to just leave this in the comments. peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[columboposting]

tumblr keeps putting rpf baseball yaoi on my dash, and like, okay fine I get it. Whatever. But it’s all rpf baseball yaoi of fucking YANKEES PLAYERS. YANKEES PLAYERS??? Tumblr thinks I’m a fuckin YANKEES FAN???? Tumblr coming into my house and accusing me of being a goddamn motherfucking yankees fan???????? You say that to my face. You come to my house in the great beautiful city of Boston Massachusetts and say that to my fucking face tumblr. Ohh when I get my hands on you tumblr. Yankees yaoi. I’m actually for real mad about it.

[dontneedadictionary]

How to Read the TF2 Official Comics in Order

Ever want to read the Team Fortress 2 comics but you don’t know where to start? Or possibly you don’t understand anything that’s going on and you just started reading a random comic? Here’s the guide for you! :)

Keep reading

[wizard0rb]

had a dream last night that jerma became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die

[wizard0rb]

it ended when he showed it on stream and dropped dead. the stream was left on for 72 hours to honor his memory, it was dead quiet with just his body and a slowly pulsating red mass on screen beside him

[wizard0rb]

something like this

[strawberrymilkguzzler]

QUICK! What’s the first step to fanfiction!

I want to write some but can’t see myself being able to do it. Any tips tricks or motivation will probably help.

[strawberrymilkguzzler]

Please recommend me scout/sniper fanfiction. I’m begging. Or no relationship scout, sniper, pyro, demoman/ friendship!

[strawberrymilkguzzler]

Sharing some of my favorites. Mind the tags!

Crates by Ginger_Ale_

Summary: After an odd encounter with the BLU Scout, Sniper is left wondering why his teammates are taking so long to respawn. One thing leads to another, and he begins to wish he had never given it a second thought.

AKA Scout is eating people and Sniper investigates.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56682478/chapters/144091141

Take a right here by Wilsons_sugar_tits

Summary: Up on the dashboard he's got a Buddy Christ and Hula Girl who bobble with every bump of the van. There's a stack of air fresheners hanging from the rearview mirror that've lost their smell and would be more useful as a close-range weapon with how many there are. It smells like hot sand, metal, and unwashed car seats.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48795841

Morning Late by novvaturient

Summary: Scout was far too comfortable as he was, on the flattened mattress of Sniper's camper and cuddled next to the older mercenary. Both of them had woken up some time ago, but neither had wanted to move.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27429388

Lost and Found by TimberedFir2048

Summary: Sniper has a bad day. His team is there to help.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41642811

Against All You Believe by dayleebear

Summary: Or: Sniper has a seven year long midlife crisis sort of fueled by his pathetic crush on a certain coworker and then becomes a stepdad about it and also it is TF2 Christmas?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62055298/chapters/158706409

Mail call by thetriggeredhappy

Summary: Scout shows up with Sniper’s mail, and then doesn't stop showing up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19799632

Excuses by speiro

Summary: Basically scout finds random excuses to talk to sniper, and he finds a BIG one.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/74017251

Running Blind by thetriggeredhappy

Summary: Scout's eyes are badly damaged in battle and for some reason, Medic's gun can't fix him. Until they figure out how to heal Scout, he needs someone to look after him and keep him safe.

Sniper is given the job.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14464143/chapters/33416172

Thanks for the ride by skarletfyre

Summary: On his annual trip home for the holidays, Mundy finds himself picking up a hitchhiker on the side of the road. It's about a week's drive to his destination, and as the days pass he begins to wonder just which of them is really the one along for the ride.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5356217/chapters/12369473

Laundry Daze by lavenderIcedCoffee

Summary: After an argument about each other's performance on the battlefield, Sniper takes a risk with Scout and they end up in a messy, secretive affair.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43190764/chapters/108553522

Friendly Fire by bluscooter

Summary: Scout destroyed Sniper’s beloved camper-van and most of his belongings. Being forced to share a room isn’t the worst thing that could happen, but both of them are sure that this won’t end well.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/69039756/chapters/178893986

Uncharted Territory by Hammocker

Summary: Sniper hadn’t exactly expected this week to go the way it had. But then again, since he’d come to the desert compound, it was rare for a week to go exactly as expected. Scout being involved in unexpected events shouldn't have been surprising.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27201461

[strawberrymilkguzzler]

Please recommend me scout/sniper fanfiction. I’m begging. Or no relationship scout, sniper, pyro, demoman/ friendship!

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[whisper-and-tangle]

[isabelopaque]

The fledgling vampire has become the noble count