hoe

18+, queer, tired

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[obsessioninc]

Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.

[tini-ballerini]

False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.

[obsessioninc]

This is the only argument to this post that I will accept

[niggazinmoscow]

I’m sure Americans could probably fly to Europe once every 6 months, pick up a travel supply of insulin there, and then go home for cheaper than buying insulin in the US.

[magicalcake-deactivated20230604]

When will people realize that america is one of the worst countries on the planet when it comes to affordable healthcare. The US doesnt give a shit about its people dying. They WANT you to use your savings. You’re either paying or dying. Over here you get FREE healthcare if you cant afford it on your own.

[toastbutteregg]

[valtsv]

having executive dysfunction, ADHD and just a complete lack of any conception of the workings and passage of time means that i consistently roll a critical fail in punctuality

[valtsv]

me: okay so i have to be there at 9 so i’ll get up at 7, actually get up at 7:30, get off my phone and into the shower at 7:45, finish dressing at 8, stop reading my news feed and make breakfast at 8:15, clean my teeth and leave at 8:30 with 10 minutes extra time to spare if shit goes sideways. there’s no way i can possibly be late.

me, still in my pyjamas in bed, scrolling through twitter at 08:59: motherfucker i did it again

[valtsv]

my brain with every passing second drawing towards a rapidly approaching deadline:

my last, chronically overworked, almost entirely nonfunctional brain cell: read @ 11:59 PM ✔️✔️

[wormsologist]

[candycoatedplastic]

[uncanny-aesthetic]

Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

[farmcontent]

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

[kingofthenorth]

“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

[ayellowbirds]

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

[tokengothfriend]

short and stoat

[kvothe-kingkiller]

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

[kvothe-kingkiller]

bastard man ate some rubber bands

[kvothbloodless]

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

[kvothe-kingkiller]

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

[kvothe-kingkiller]

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

[viandpuppycat]

mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

[kvothe-kingkiller]

twin agents of darkness

[mycatshuman]

This is so cute.

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

Masturbation tip:

Let me do it for you

[rckrbelle]

Just discovered American actress Maude Fealy. Wow, what a beauty.

[melechbolete]

she was a lesbian

[taxfrauddotcom]

She  had an affair with Eva Le Gallienne, a lesbian who called love between women “the most beautiful thing in the world.“ 

[fuckyeahmercury]

Visit Original Link

[clara-bow-deactivated20121203]

Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)

fuck. fuck.

[reaversarchived-deactivated2016]

[genderhexed]

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

Fucking butter.

[senatorkhaleesi-deactivated2020]

things that are over: my life and what i originally thought of my voice

[sketelons]

[trippedvirus]

i quit

[a-flying-narwhal-deactivated201]

let me go change my underwear…

[interstellar-rocknroller-deacti]

is this what i hear when i’m entering heaven or 

[wlison]

holy shit eargasm

[edanyeros]

I love this song so much, I’ve named fic after lines in it.

[bluekillerqueen]

I MUST reblog this. Don’t u see my name?

[touch-my-tears-with-your-lips-x3]

FUCK.

[beneathashadytree]

Oh my—he’s so pOWERFUL.

[call-me-tears]

Holy fucking shit…

[fopk]

[suonko]

by John William Godward /detail/