he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death
close! the updated version from 2026 was just revealed: i'm Golden Freddy and i'm here to painfully torture you to death
not only am i a sexual pervert but i enjoy various wicked poisons
theoryslop. you only believe in it because it has evidence supported by and relating to the narrative and themes of the work
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A character trait/dynamic that I'm endlessly compelled by is someone dealing with (or, like, failing to) being the child of people who were too busy being good people to have the time and attention to be good parents. This can be anywhere from 'was a public defender who gave a shit working 60 hour weeks with basically no vacations' to 'left their family behind to join the revolution/war effort and is now a universally beloved martyr-hero who saved/remade the world with their final breath' on the groundedness spectrum. The important thing is a viscerally felt but confused and ugly mess of longing, resentment, and guilt about feeling the resentment.
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#the idea that someone can simultaneously be a bad parent and a good person is one that seems to escape a LOT of people#I see far too many people who insist that if someone is a bad parent they're also a bad person#because being a bad parent MAKES them a bad person#“well they never should have had kids if they were going to be bad at it!” cool cool so I don't know if you know this but#not everyone is able to see how things will play out before they happen#also someone may be a GREAT parent for one kid but a mediocre one for another kid#because (and I know this is another pretty alien idea to a lot of tumblr) everyone is different#what one child needs is not necessarily the same as what another child needs#anyway#it's much more fun to explore this concept in fiction than in reality#when it happens IRL at least one real person gets screwed over; in fiction it's an interesting story to explore
So fucking true
I know people who are great as friends for example, but they shouldn't be parents.
My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.
i havent seen the strong as fuck ice mummy in a while. i hope shes doing ok
spring thaw. weak as fuck water mummy now
It's that time again
atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe
Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion
every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.
you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It’s pretty late so I can’t read this entire 60k fic, I’ll just check out the first chapter 🥰" <- dumb bitch who has never once learned from her mistakes
people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars.
on a scale of nothingburger to everything bagel
dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats
