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Trying to get people to understand that when I say "girl what" or "girl help" I am using girl in the exact same way I use dude. No gender just vibes. I said "girl just move" about Batman the other day

nat-20s

Like obviously if anybody is uncomfortable with being called girl or dude or king or any other traditionally gendered words I absolutely will not refer to them that way but. Girl is not referring to a woman inherently girl is like a brother to me

crystallizedpistachio

Some of you need to understand that enemies to friends to lovers is " we started on the wrong foot and eventually learned how to look past eachother's flaws and gradually start to love the whole person" not " I hate you but I tolerate you because I want sex"

oury-boros

rockstar games where the main character is constantly told that he's dumb until he believes it, the eventual main antagonist positions himself as the mc's "smart friend" and comes up with plans that put the mc and their friends in danger, and there's a side character named algernon

papayajuan2019

people who dont double text are in such mental prisons. i will text seven times if it requires it

techonlogy

Me to my husband on our 25th wedding anniversary: so.. We’ve been hanging out a lot the past few years and.. Idk like….. What are we?

moemoemammon

Stardew Shane: I will pay you to leave me the hell alone

Me:

magneatio

the most disappointing thing about music is i can’t bite into it like an overripe peach

magneatio

i listen to music at full volume but i’m chasing the feeling of biting into a peach so ripe that the juice runs down your face but with music but with music but with music

jaaxie-deactivated20160112

open roleplay

awooooooooooo :3

penistipheadass

nohohankerotomania-deactivated2

can you please be gay somewhere else i’m tryna play 2048

theogony

my favourite dynamic is enemies to lovers but they're in love with each other from day one and they still are enemies even though they're madly in love and everyone else thinks they're a thing

cheatcommandos-deactivated20180

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

beesmygod

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

cyberpigeon

it’s 2016 not 2012

beesmygod

oppa rude style :(

alienpapacy

friendly reminder use your turn signal

shakenawake-deactivated20161107

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

alienpapacy

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

power-chords

Yo, MASSIVE bagged lettuce recall, guys. Just so you're aware. I had to throw out an unopened bag this evening after seeing this and I'm really glad I did.