discipline yokes the human body to time

he/they, mid-20s, no under-18s pls. You can find me on ao3 as ouro_boros, and if you wanna shoot me a tip for all my exquisite work, I've got a ko-fi here!

[oury-boros]

if you have never said "mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey" aloud, i cannot recommend it enough

[lycanthrop-ee]

characters, narrators, and futility

the stanley parable // rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead by tom stoppard // no exit by jean-paul sartre // rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead by tom stoppard // the stanley parable

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[samuelroukin]

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

[samuelroukin]

why won't you let your words frot.

[sophsun1]

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

[maturiin]

oh crime? illustrations redrawn for my redbubble shop!

[mar64ds]

No one could ever make me hate narrative focused walking simulator games

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[flowerbleedme]

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

[infertilityidol]

the old "all trans people I know are mentally ill to some degree even if I don't believe being trans is itself a mental illness" line is a classic case of torturing you to insanity then torturing you for being insane

[infertilityidol]

like do you have any idea how rude people are about all of this of course I'm insane

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[astrogrlz]

Empty Porn Sets  

[willgrahamscock]

at the grocery store getting mad at the fruit and vegetables for thinking so highly of themselves when just a few years ago they came home with me for 99 cents

[willgrahamscock]

gonna have to become a dark broody rich and handsome mafia leader and walk by the isle teasingly, what are you shivering for baby girl? the grocery water spray too cold or you just happy to see me now that I'm not unemployed and broke

[willgrahamscock]

whatever, y’all not ready for the real dark romance of this capitalistic hell… the things you gotta do to afford groceries

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[rockabillywife]

[glucowski]

the donkey work

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]