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if you have never said "mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey" aloud, i cannot recommend it enough
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Ds9 s7 rewrite where the dax symbiont doesnt show signs of dying after being removed from jadzia so they just keep the worm around as a pet. Julian walks around with it in a satchel and feeds it silk cut purple 100s. When sisko is unavailable it still captains the defiant btw. Sits on the captains chair and everything. SOPPING wet
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āCave Johnson here. Iāve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the āhomosexual lifestyleā is ādegenerateā and āirresponsibleā. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.ā
āCave Johnson here. If youāre experiencing a time loop in which youāre repeating the month of June over and over, thatās totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled āTime Machineā in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop youāre on. Donāt worry about the babyās identity, he grows up to be an asshole.ā
āCave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so weāll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, donāt stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors havenāt been tested on human eyes yet.ā
āCave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.ā
āCave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am herĀ ābeardā. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.ā
āCave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and weāll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. Iām thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.ā
āCave Johnson here. Iām proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.ā
āCave Johnson here. Iām afraid weāll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But weāre starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.ā
āCave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that āa disaster in the makingā but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.ā
Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! Thatās a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.ā
āCave Johnson here. I wonāt tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and weāre ought to respect that. Weāre also ought to shoot them on sight since theyāre extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.ā
āCave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly Iām flattered. Unfortunately for you, I donāt swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.ā
āCave Johnson here. Iāve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? Iāll talk to the lab boys about it.ā
āCave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though letās be honest, they probably had it coming.ā
āCave Johnson here. For the last time! āIām reclaiming the slurā is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androidsā activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.ā
āCave Johnson here. Iād like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, heāll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.ā
āCave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.ā
āCave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the āGet More Wokeā program, please report to your departmentās OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.ā
āCave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. Thatās not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.ā
āCave Johnson here. To the joker who added āmake the sun gayā to our quarterly agenda, I hope youāre pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you canāt make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, weāre not doing it.ā
āCave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. Iād like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.ā
āCave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me āCave, donāt you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?ā and I told him āFirst of all, thatās Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think itās not long enough!ā and thatās why Iām adding an ā&ā to the acronym. Donāt know what it stands for yet, but Iāll figure it out.ā
āCave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science weāre all about gender affirming care. Weāve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science weāre all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.ā
āCave Johnson here. So far, we received 832 submissions to our Homophobia Remover design competition. Unfortunately, 829 had to be disqualified for being a schematic of a gun. Objectively hilarious, but not what weāre looking for. Wait, the lab boys just got another submission: and⦠itās another gun. Keep at it, folks.ā
āCave Johnson here. Using a set of genetically identical triplets and a molecular combinizer, we just proved scientifically that being bisexual isnāt the same as being half-straight and half-gay. Now we just need to figure out how to separate Craigstopher back into his component brothers.ā
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pogo stick. wheee. this friday.
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(^^ reference screenshot for the drawing btw)
I have to imagine this is how Vents knows about so much going on in the secret lab
another banger imo. recognition of the self in the other (derogatory) the game
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30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
The Simpsons episode ā22 Short Films About Springfieldā first aired April 14, 1996.
the difference between cave johnson and glados is that cave doesn't understand being lgbt+ but makes aperture do pride events because he's heard that pandering gets money, while glados is a lesbian but hates herself and also chell so she's circled around to being ironically homophobic
not to sound like a crazy sjw but parents putting little girls in frilly dresses/lavish clothes and telling them not to run, climb, play in dirt, etc lest they ruin their outfits or somebody look up their skirts is one of the most direct ways we as a society teach girls that they are only ornamental and cut their childhoods short
This is excellent but I would like to add: schools with uniforms for the kids usually require girls to wear dresses/skirts.Ā So not only are kids getting that sort of message from their homes, theyāre also learning it at an institutionalized level at school.
thank you fantastic addition!!