I need to be shot down in a plane or helicopter something I don't know but Byler and Finn Wolfhard have been PLAGUING my mind like leave me alone!
This is coming from someone who has never and has no intentions of watching any of the seasons of Stranger Things. My sister put season five on the TV while I was trying to study for finals and I've been infected by it.
But I fell down a rabbit hole and now my entire TikTok is just stranger things related specifically byler and finn wolfhard. I've also become down bad for Finn Wolfhard like down BAAADDDD.
I open tumblr tonight the header on the search page is fucking byler fan art. I picked up a blood sample today (I'm in vet tech school) and the name was goddamn Finn. HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
I feel like its taking over my body like venom from spiderman
(I've also lowkey become obsessed with basic being basic by djo but thats a story for another day)
No because yall don’t realize how serious it was for me when this picture dropped
I sent it to my friend (who does not care for kpop) and went on a rant about how I would let him do anything and everything to me. Like FERAL rant, like if he pissed on the floor and told me to lick it up I would type shit.
Basically he decided today was the day he was gonna pull a critical attack on my SOUL.
Hyunjins the type of person to be like back shots but make it romantic
Treating you like a slut but calling you gorgeous, beautiful, and everything else under the sun.
I also feel like he would record a video of you and then sketch it or paint it and just keep it to himself. The naughty sketch book full of your boobs, back, and ass
Let me tell you I ain’t know shit about p1harmony, but I just seen keeho do the sugar on my tongue trend and my flabs are ghasted. Who said you could be out here doing all that
Bangchan is a fake freak and HEAR ME OUT. Mans is out here on bubble doing all that shit, making freaky ass songs, being a lil slut (sorry) but it’s all for show. You ask him what the freakiest thing he likes is this man would give you the most basic answer like riding. Nah nah nah real freaks hide in the shadows. Which brings me to my second point. You know how actually is a freak? I.N. Evidence? None, based purely on instinct and intuition. But you do not grow up as a child saying you wanted to be priest and then pull some shit like hallucination out of your ass. That is real freak behaviour. I just feel like this man would be like yeah bring out the ropes and shit and gets off on seeing you cry and beg.
Also if anything Chan is a bottom but that’s a topic for another day.
Dan and Phil have been living rent free in my head so badly ever since they came out and said they’ve been in a relationship this whole time that they were in my fever dream where Dan was fairy living in the back rooms of a Walmart but only when me and Phil went through the doors we could enter the fae world and everyone else couldn’t and me and him were trying desperately to try and figure out why we could access the fae world but no one else can
Also Dan was still like 6 feet fucking tall and could shrink down and he was the most anxiety ridiculed fairy to walk this earth
(I’m writing this like half asleep still sorry if my grammar is like that of a five year old)
Brother I have no words for this. I am writing this description only halfway through writing this fic and I feel DERANGED. Like why am I this feral. But I blame Mr. Bangchan himself because why the fuck you gotta be like that bro. Uhhh anyways Warning this is a derranged piece of work mainly inspired by chan grabbing that fucking camera while performing railway. Also lowkey my first time writing smut to post so if things seem a bit all over the place I apologize I was just kind of writing as my brain came up with things.
Word Count: 3.3K
Warnings: Chan is one degrading mf, face fucking, restraints, dom and sub dynamics, hole-ification (I don't know what to call this but you'll see), mention and use of many toys, use of a butt plug, unprotected sex, photographing during sex, rough sex, improper use of punctuation on my behalf, just porn but a long one, orgasm control/edging, slight crying kink, squirting (i really should have just said everything)
You were sat on the bed like you should be. Feet tucked under your rounded ass, hands on your knees, waiting for him to get home. You know he's been having a hard time at work. Long nights, early mornings, all in preparation for their comeback, so you decided to surprise him. You were broken from your thoughts by the sound of your front door opening.
"Y/n?"
It was the voice of your loving boyfriend chan. Normally you'd run up to him and greet him with a smile and a kiss, but this evening he got silence. He assumed you had already gone to bed, so he continued on his with his nightly routine trying to stay as quite as possible. You heard him go to this kitchen and grab a glass of water, then walk to the bathroom to brush his teeth, then heard his footsteps as he slowly approached your bedroom door and open it as quietly as possible so as to not disturb your sleep. However, instead he was greeted by you sat there in the middle of your shared bed wearing a sheer baby pink bra and matching panties that you have been saving for a night like this. Your hair fell perfectly at your shoulders with light waves. You looked angelic and chan swore for a moment his heart stopped and he was seeing an angel.
"Holy fuck y/n." He said breathlessly.
"Hi baby." You said in the most seductive tone possible.
Your plan seemed to already be going quite well as you could tell, even in the dim lighting of your room, chan was already starting to get hard. You got up off the bed and walked to your boyfriend still in the doorway stunned in silence. You wrapped your hands around his neck letting your hands dangle lazily off his shoulders. His hands instantly made their way to your hips holding you in place as he tried to ground himself back in reality. He didn't say a word half scared he fell asleep at work and this was all just a dream. You let out a small laugh as you gazed around his face. You found it endearing how shocked he was.
"You look insane baby." He finally said
"Thank you, I try to" You replied
His grip tightened at your waist and his thumbs started to smooth along the front of your hip bones.
"No baby, you do not understand. There are no words that exist to describe how gorgeous you look."
You let out a small laugh again slightly blushing this time. Your cute antics just drive Chan even more insane. Suddenly his eyes went wide and he started to panic.
"Wait! Did I forget something important? Oh my god baby I'm so sorry I've been so busy I-"
You cut off his rambling with a quick kiss. You pull back with a smile, finding him so cute when he gets flustered.
"No baby, you didn't forget anything. I just wanted to treat you tonight. You've been so stressed lately and I want to help you destress." You tip toed up until your lips were inches from his ear.
"Which means you can do whatever you want to me tonight." You whispered
He tilted his head back and groaned.
"You are going to be the fucking death of me y/n."
Suddenly a switch in him flipped and you knew it was going to be a long night.
This time he initiated a kiss that was much more touch starved and hungry than before. One thing about Chan was that, when you give him the green light he is going full throttle. He was rough, he was dirty, he was messy, he was down right filthy. And you loved it. His kisses were full of lip biting and tongue. He pushed you back into the room, never breaking from the kiss once. He only pulls away to take off his shirt. You take the chance to feel up his abs running your hands up and over his pec and back to his face. Chan's hands move to grab a handful of your ass only to pull back and give it a hard slap. You gasp, breaking the kiss and Chan steps back slightly.
"On your knees. Now." He said sternly.
You instantly drop down and look up at him. He grabs you by the chin and smirks
"God you're so fucking desperate for a bit of cock. It's pathetic."
He pulls down his sweat pants, now stood in front of you in only his underwear and god did he look beautiful. All his muscles made him look like he was carved from marble. You could see the outline of his dick pressed against his boxers making your mouth water with anticipation.
“Take ‘em off.”
You reached up to haul down his boxers causing his cock to spring free. You decided you were going to be good today which means only moving when told to. When Chan says take off my underwear he means do only that. If you were to touch him without permission you would be in for a rude awakening. He grabbed his cock with one hand and your chin with the other. He slaps you across the face with his dick causing you to let out a moan.
“Yeah I know you’re a filthy bitch. You’d do anything if it meant you got one of your holes stuffed. Open up slut.”
Most of the time Chan was a very loving and kind boyfriend, but behind closed doors he could be a completely different person. You stuck your tongue out and let him do as he wanted with your mouth. He slapped and bounced his dick off your tongue a few times.
“Suck”
You licked a long, slow strip from the base of his shaft to the tip. Chan rolled his head back and groaned.
“Oh fuck baby”
You closed your lips around the head of cock and moved your tongue around his tip. You grabbed the base of his cock and started jerking off whatever wasn’t in your mouth. You continued to suck and take in more of his cock moving and bobbing your head up and down. Chan’s hands eventually found their way to your hair grabbing it tight. The closer he got to cumming the more his hips started to falter and thrust into your mouth causing you to gag. He held your head back and started fucking into your mouth like a fleshlight.
“Oh fuck baby I’m gonna cum” he groaned
A few more thrusts and he was cumming in your mouth. He grabbed you by your chin fingers digging into your cheeks.
“Open.”
You opened your mouth, tongue covered in his cum. Suddenly he spat in your mouth. Something he’s never done before catching you off guard but you’d be lying if you said it didn’t turn you on even more.
“Swallow.” It was a harsh quick command, but of course you listened.
“Fuuuck that's it babygirl.”
You look up at him with big doe eyes waiting for his next command.
“God you really are a slut” He said as he tongued the inside of his cheek, a habit he has when pissed off.
He stood there contemplating what he was going to do next. On nights like these you were merely a toy, nothing but a dumb hole for Chan to fuck.
"Get on the bed and lie down for me baby."
You pick yourself up off the floor and notice Chan heading for the closet. You get comfy lid on your back in bed and Chan comes back with a box from the closet. Your heart starts beating faster in anticipation knowing what is inside.
"What do I want to do tonight?" Chan says speaking more to himself than you.
Eventually Chan pulls out a silk tie, vibrator, butt plug, and lube (safe sex everyone, we are a lube loving household).
"Hands together for me babygirl"
You offer him your wrists and he brings them above your head securing them together and then tying them to your bedpost. You give a quick tug to make sure they are secure and give Chan a reassuring smile to let him know you still feel comfortable. Chan would never do anything he knows would upset you or make you feel uncomfortable. He knows you better than you know yourself sometimes. He picks up on all your unintentional habits such as playing with your rings or biting your cheek when anxious, and calms you down before you even realize you were anxious in the first place. The communication between the both of you has been so strong ever since the start of your relationship, that now sometimes you don't even need to speak to have a whole conversation with each other.
Chan takes a step back to admire you. Hair a mess, mascara running down your face, puffy lips, tied up, with a visible darkening patch on your panties. It's something straight out of a wet dream.
"I could look at you like this for hours" He confesses.
He reaches for his pants that have been discarded on the floor and hauls out his phone. He unlocks it and focuses it on you.
"Spread your legs for me baby"
You slowly open your legs wider. It wasn't until this point did you realize how wet you were feeling the cold air hit the wet spot of your panties. Chan quickly snaps a few pictures from a few angles muttering to himself about how beautiful you look after each one. Chan slowly climbs his way onto the bed and between your legs. You take in his gorgeous complexion beads of sweat already forming on his forehead causing just a few hairs to stick. His chain dangles in front of your face and you so desperately want to just grab it and pull him in for a kiss. He places his phone down on the nightstand and locks eyes with you.
"Hi babygirl" he says with a big smile on his face before leaning down for a kiss.
Even in times when he was rough he couldn't help but let out his soft side here and there. Chan continued kissing down your jaw nipping and biting here and there along your neck, slowly working his way downward. He got to the valley between your breasts when he grabbed hold of both cups of your bra and ripped them apart.
"CHAN I LIKED THAT BRA!"
"I don't care I'll buy you a new one." He said before attaching his lips directly to one of your nipples sucking and nibbling on it, tearing a moan from your mouth.
"Also shut up before I gag you" he said quickly popping off from one breast to attack the other.
Once Chan was satisfied with the amount of hickeys he had left on your chest he worked his way lower, kissing down your stomach stopping just above your panties. He took the hint from the way you reacted with your bra and slowly pulled down your panties. Watching as they clung to you with your slick (I gagged writing that) and pulled away with a long rope of arousal attached from your cunt.
"Goddamn babygirl you're this wet from sucking me off and a few hickies?"
You tried to hide your blushing face in your arms regardless of the restraints proving to make it quite hard to do so. Chan raised his body back up and took in your now naked body.
"I'm gonna turn you over babygirl okay?"
You nodded and let Chan turn you over so your ass was now up. You slowly shuffled yourself until you were on your knees. Face down, ass up just how he likes it. Chan may like your titties but he LOVES your ass. The way it jiggles when you walk, how it feels in his hands, the way it moves when he's fucking you from behind, LOVES it. He grabs each side of your ass and pulls them apart until he sees your cunt and lets go again. You feel the weight shifting on the bed and suddenly see his hand grabbing a few things from on top of your nightstand. As soon as a sudden cold drop of liquid hits your ass you realized what he grabbed.
You feel a cold metal tip proding at your asshole.
"Relax for me, okay baby" was the last thing Chan says before slowly pushing the plug in. You let out a little disgruntled moan at the feeling of the plug going in. You and Chan have done anal before, but the stretch always felt new no matter what.
"That's it girl you're doing great."
After a few more seconds the plug was fully in your ass. It was always a bit of a weird feeling, causing you to whimper and sway your hips back and forth a little bit.
"It's okay girl, I got you" He said, smoothing his hand over the curve of your ass and up the small of your back.
Chan flipped you back around so you were back to how you originally were moving up to give you a sweet kiss for being such a good girl.
He let his hands wander avoiding all the places you desperately wanted him to touch and eventually landing on the outside of your thigh. Chan pulled away from your kiss with a devilish smile and you chased for his mouth. He sat back a bit and what you didn't notice was in his hand was your vibrator. He turned it on to the lowest setting and held it directly against your clit.
"Oh fuck Chan" you moan biting the inside of your arm.
Chan moved the vibrator around in a small circle, never once leaving your clit.
"Oh fuck" you said more breathy signaling you were close.
Instantly he pulled it away causing you to whine.
"Ah ah ah," he said coming up to your face cupping it ever so sweetly.
"You said I can do whatever I want tonight, so that means no cumming until I say so."
You could have bursted into tears then and there. Chan knows you "hate" being edged but the outcome of it was so worth it to him. He usually only saves it for when you really piss him off, but he's taking advantage of "anything". (my boy has a thing for seeing your cry)
He went on to torture you for a half hour going through all the different setting on your vibrator. You basically had no mascara left on from the tears.
"Please Chan, pleaseeeee" you said tears flowing, frustrated to no end. Sadistic little Channie over here was having the time of his life. Your pussy and clit looked so puffy and red. He could tell it was so sore and begging for release. He touched the vibrator to your clit for the umpteenth time tonight. You were practically screaming at this point. You were so close for so long. You felt your release coming.
"Chan please, I'm so close, please let me cum, I've been so good, please, please, please" you were crying and begging to cum at this point.
"Ten, nine, eight-" he started
"NO CHAN PLEASE" you screamed
"seven, six, five, four, three, two-" he paused
"CHA-HA-HAN" you sounded so desperate and wrecked, practically sobbing, and he was enjoying every second. He looked at you with his most serious face all night.
"One." You screamed an incoherent babble of words, as your eyes rolled back and had the most intense orgasm of your life. It felt as if time didn't exist and you were floating on a cloud. Your ears were ringing and eyes were glazed over. If it wasn't for Chan calling your name you think you would have passed out.
"Y/n? Y/n? Y/n baby, you there?" He said half laughing. If your hands weren't tied and you weren't on the brink of passing out you would have slapped him.
"I'm starting to regret saying anything." You said hoarsely out of breath.
Chan laughed and gave you a quick peck on the cheek.
"Oh and by the way." He gave another quick peck
"You squirted"
"WHAT?!" You said astonished trying to sit up and then hurting yourself because you forgot your hands were still tied to the bed. Chan nearly died laughing while trying to undo your restraints.
"What the actual fuck dude, that's never happened. Why tonight? AND WHY ON MY GOOD SHEETS?!" Your mind was rambling as to how Chan drew that out of you and how you didn't notice. Meanwhile Chan had fallen over onto his side of the bed holding his stomach laughing.
"Oh yeah, laugh it up mister. This is gonna soak down into the memory foam AND mattress." You said half angry at him for finding this so hilarious.
"Come here you idiot" He said, grabbing your arm and hauling you down into a cuddle.
"Chan this is gross and sticky."
"Shhh just relax for a moment." He pulled you in so your head was resting on his chest. You lid there despite the gross feeling of the bed in each other's arms listening to his breathing and heartbeat.
"Chan"
"Yeah baby?"
"I'm still horny"
"Holy fuck woman"
Before Chan knew it you were on top of him.
"Do you have the stamina of a god or something?"
"No, but you are also still hard so I figured kill two birds with one stone." That was the last thing you said before kissing him. Different than all the others before. This one was filled with love and passion.
You picked yourself up and grabbed the base of his dick and guided it to your entrance. Both of you let out a moan in unison as you sank down on his dick. Chans hands naturally found your hips guiding you up and down his shaft. Of course he had to let his hands wander to you ass when he felt something hard.
"Baby wait" You stopped and looked at him confused.
"Lean forward for me a bit" You did as he said despite having no idea why.
He grabbed the base of the plug that both of you had forgotten and took it out.
"Fuck" you moaned at the now different sensation somehow feeling more of his dick than before.
You continued to ride him until your legs went sore.
"Baby I can't my legs hurt" in an instant you were on your back and Chan was plowing into you like no tomorrow. The room filled with the sounds of your headboard hitting the wall and moans.
"I'm close Chan" he grabbed your hands interlocking your fingers with his. You thought about the difference between him earlier and him now. He did a complete 180 and wanted to show how much he loved you now.
"I know baby hold on for a little longer" a few more thrusts and you were coming. You clenching down on him made him follow not long after, shooting his cum inside you. Chan collapsed down on top of you. Both of you exhausted and spent, trying to even out your breaths.
"Channie, I know you want to sleep but we still got a wet bed situation to deal with" Chan groaned and burying his face in your neck
"Yeah I know" Now you laughed knowing all he wanted was to fall asleep.
"How about you change the sheets and join me in the shower once you're done?" Chan perked up and jumped up out of bed suddenly having the energy of a five year old.
"Okay sounds good love!" He said already running away to the closet where you keep extra sheets.
All you could do was laugh to yourself. Needless to say your plan worked and he definitely wasn't stressed anymore.
