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#pinned post #year end tumblr cleanup

chaaistheanswer

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

#knights #art

blumineck

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

#archery

politijohn

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Happy Pride Month!

#happy pride #well done #hungary #my not quite home country #i grew up on hungarian tv #in a city with a complicated mixed heritage next to the border in romania

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

eliyahu613

this tweet. but for tumblr

dashaibo

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

semicolonthefifth

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

dashaibo

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

myjetpack

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

p.s. I'm coming to Germany soon with my new book of science cartoons. Details at www.tomgauld.com

#cartoon #art

a-literate-chicken

Purple is one of my fav colors

Lavender Cochin with the asexual pride flag

#aww so fluffy #happy pride 🌈#art #chickens

girlboss-revan

"um actually jedi master boogdo from the dagdar system defeated darth krisis in 47XYZ 🙄" this is how you sound when you get too into star wars lore

#lol #star wars

zillychu

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

#art

vel1m1r

Happy pride month

#goals #happy pride #art

batshit-auspol

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

batshit-auspol

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

fred-the-dinosaur

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

honiibbang

This is killing me

batshit-auspol

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

buginateacup

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

#spouse was in stitches at many of these #(which means he found them funny)#language

piscesaverted

Unvanquished

Nor have I put down that fear of Death Which lingers shrouded over some horizon Amid a picnic spread with marmite sandwiches While sipping ice-cold tea he cannot taste. I see the moment when, plate empty, He marches through the field to stand And stare into my eyes unmoving. It is a moment fixed in future memory Clear as when my eighth-grade crush Was sat across from me at lunch, And I was helpless with possibility I knew inevitably I would not fulfill. What will we talk of, Death and I? Is he a messy eater? Is he bloated? If I share my Pepto will he yield a day? This tea is cold and winter rises with it. Alas to all the words I have forgotten; May they run someday within another's veins.

#poetry #spouse's writing