fantasy/LOTR sideblog ✨✨✨

main is dykeredhood • I’m 33 • they/he pronouns • no terfs, no fash, no truscum

[medievaljournalist]

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

[anton--rayne]

[darkspaceboytoy]

The enjoyment of elves is a sign of moral decay in a person. The elf must be killed.

[rars]

(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

[the-lattice-of-coincidence]

Ilka Hartmann - Leah with the Scythe (1974)

[red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250]

like okay i get that we figured out that we can inject estrogen into you to make you grow boobs and we can inject testosterone into you to make you grow more facial hair and shit but like why stop there? we should invent random hormones and inject them into ourselves for fun until we find the ones that turn us into majestic and ancient beasts capable of destroying entire cities. i for one think it would be a fun bonding experience

[joysmileyay]

stop pickin fights with knights and come wear tunics with some eunuchs

[disgustinggf]

[user7038634357]

[charl0ttan]

[pretend-wizard]

need a knight gf but my foul deeds preclude any honorable champion from pledging to my service. oh well, there's always imps

[jame7t]

flies at your face & stings you with my fairy stinger (fairies have stingers) (you are an elf)

[gentlemanmotorslifestyle]

[vandrawsing]

Thunder snuck in the Red Keep's orchard and then Ser Duncan snuck up on the King's Hand...

[rarbe-deactivated20221002]

[amygdalae]

suck him good n hard thru his platemail

[glavilio]

Pearls of Lutra (illus. Troy Howell)